Who was the first member of your family to have kids?

PSU · June 03, 2016, 10:46:27 AM

I'm assuming you mean between my siblings and I?

Me.

Dietrich Six · June 03, 2016, 10:47:17 AM

My mom and dad

Spartan · June 03, 2016, 11:49:07 AM

My wife's son

big dog · June 03, 2016, 11:50:34 AM

My son.

Coomer · June 03, 2016, 01:08:03 PM

Kitsune 狐 · June 03, 2016, 01:08:54 PM

My mom?

N/A · June 03, 2016, 01:12:16 PM

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Jocephalopod · June 03, 2016, 01:35:04 PM

Quote from: Zen on June 03, 2016, 01:12:16 PM

My mother was the first of her brothers and sisters to have kids. My younger brother had got a chick pregnant before but his and ex worthless ass aborted. Probably for the best since they're both retarded druggies.

Should have fucking defecated on thier graves honestly. If I were your mother I would have given birth to a gun so I could kill the younger brother.

Jocephalopod · June 03, 2016, 01:35:46 PM

Quote from: PSU on June 03, 2016, 10:46:27 AM

I'm assuming you mean between my siblings and I?

Me.

How much do your children weight?

True Turquoise · June 03, 2016, 01:45:45 PM

The first woman

but how did THAT woman become to be?

:oooo

Jocephalopod · June 03, 2016, 01:54:16 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on June 03, 2016, 01:45:45 PM

The first woman

but how did THAT woman become to be?

:oooo

This world spins

Round and round

velox · June 03, 2016, 01:59:04 PM

The first living creature capable of childbirth hur hur hur