Just drank a whole bottle of whisky

 
SecondClass
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
lucky
SecondASS walks into a bar
The bartender says what'll you have
"Have? It is not a question of what I'll have, but what I'll have the misfortune of using to drown my sorrows in and escape the brutal and harsh reality of this cold and unforgiving existence we force on each other"
nah

secondclass walks into a bar with a glum look on his face, and deeply sighs
Bartender says, "Say no more, Carson--I know exactly what you need tonight!"
"What? No you don't. What fucking right do you have to assume what I want? Maybe I just came in here to sit down. You don't fucking know me. Maybe mind your own fucking business, you goddamn idiot. Now get me an appletini."
pretty much


 
 
Mr. Psychologist
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<.<
Verb walks into a bar
The bartender says what'll you have
Verb says My whole life is just cold bitter hatred...
that was p weak, i expected more from you
me too thanks


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Verbatim walks into a bar and immediately starts condescending to anyone with an alcoholic beverage then proceeds to call his mom to come pick him up as he weeps softly into the stuffed animal that is his best and only friend.


 
DAS B00T x2
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
What is this thread now even lol


R o c k e t | Mythic Smash Master
 
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I neither fear, nor despise.
Challenger stop attention whoring




















Am I doing it right?

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Tyger | Elite Four Inconceivable!
 
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Verbatim walks into a bar and immediately starts condescending to anyone with an alcoholic beverage then proceeds to call his mom to come pick him up as he weeps softly into the stuffed animal that is his best and only friend.
pretty sure condescending is an adjective not a verb