For the love of god, don't use a Semi-automatic pistol. I know you love your Glawk 40 (Hi-Point .40,) but it's more likely going to get you marked as the perp.

Either use a Single Shot or break action smooth bore shotgun or a Revolver. Both allow you to collect your spents without anyone ever knowing. That's one less piece of evidence for the popo to collect.

Also avoid using Ball ammunition. I know that shit is cheap and really attractive when you don't have a pot to piss in, but when you have to 'put a bitch ass nigga down,' eliminate all possibility that they'll get back up to rap about how you shot their punk ass while you rot in prison. Lord knows we don't need more .50 cent's.Choose a hollowpoint of some variety. The more fragmentation the better. If you can, get some polymer tipped bullets. These hide a hollowpoint and further facilitate penetration of thicker clothing like you thugs like to wear.

The best solution is a smooth bore single shot shotgun. Load up with a slug or 00 buck and you got your self a 'fine ass gat.' If you need to, cut down the barrel and stock. Like you care about Short Barreled Shotgun laws in the first place. You now pack enough firepower to stop even the most ornery 'nigga' in his tracks. Of course the added benefit of a smooth bore is the lack of rifling which could identify you. No, bird shot is not an acceptable choice of ammunition. You're more likely to piss the 'punk ass bitch' off more than anything else.

Any questions?

All I have is a tennis racket.

It's a start. Go sell it at the pawn and pick up a .38 special from Jamal's trunk on Martin Luther King Blvd.

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on March 23, 2015, 10:41:16 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:39:50 PM

All I have is a tennis racket.

It's a start. Go sell it at the pawn and pick up a .38 special from Jamal's trunk on Martin Luther King Blvd.

But the racket's got a padlock on it and I lost the key. Pawn won't take it for a good price if they have to do some work on it. Might not take it at all.

You don't need much. If you can bring him a dime bag, he'll be cool.

Sure does, just gotta call up.

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on March 23, 2015, 10:49:30 PM

Sure does, just gotta call up.

The truth is that I'm a nark.

Enjoy your 3 month ban.

HahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA!

I ain't dealin' shit
I ain't taking shit
I ain't looking at shit

I'm providing information. I'm an information broker.

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on March 23, 2015, 10:55:31 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:54:34 PM

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on March 23, 2015, 10:49:30 PM

Sure does, just gotta call up.

The truth is that I'm a nark.

Enjoy your 3 month ban.

HahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA!

I ain't dealin' shit
I ain't taking shit
I ain't looking at shit

I'm providing information. I'm an information broker.

You're an abetter. We'll get you.

By all means, come at me bro.

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on March 23, 2015, 10:58:59 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:57:25 PM

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on March 23, 2015, 10:55:31 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:54:34 PM

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on March 23, 2015, 10:49:30 PM

Sure does, just gotta call up.

The truth is that I'm a nark.

Enjoy your 3 month ban.

HahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA!

I ain't dealin' shit
I ain't taking shit
I ain't looking at shit

I'm providing information. I'm an information broker.

You're an abetter. We'll get you.

By all means, come at me bro.

THIS IS A RAID

That's my secondary residence. Hope you guys like the hundreds of hanging Dragon Dildos.

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 11:08:53 PM

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on March 23, 2015, 10:58:59 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:57:25 PM

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on March 23, 2015, 10:55:31 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 10:54:34 PM

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on March 23, 2015, 10:49:30 PM

Sure does, just gotta call up.

The truth is that I'm a nark.

Enjoy your 3 month ban.

HahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA!

I ain't dealin' shit
I ain't taking shit
I ain't looking at shit

I'm providing information. I'm an information broker.

You're an abetter. We'll get you.

By all means, come at me bro.

THIS IS A RAID

That's my secondary residence. Hope you guys like the hundreds of hanging Dragon Dildos.

Doesn't matter, it's tied to you.

*plants evidence*