If you're 18 and haven't even kissed a girl/guy yet...

 
 
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>didn't until I was 20
>haven't again two and a half years later



 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Who wants to bet on whether or not I'll get my first kiss AND get laid in the month left till my birthday?
I've got twenty bucks on no


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Sure


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Almost always, with moderation
I've had a few kisses
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Onee-san.


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This thread again?
*sighs*

You can kiss 100 girls and end up dying alone.
Get married for several years, THEN boast about it.

You can get married 100 times and end up dying alone.

What's your point?

Kissing is nothing to boast of.
Getting a lasting marriage is something I'd rather boast of.
"Hey guys, I got some whore who only likes me and sticks around because I support her financially! Isn't that great?!"

Getting duped is nothing to boast about.

>implying married people are all duped
I'm not implying it, I'm saying it outright.


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Haha even I have been kissed properly before reaching 18 and most of the girls from my area considered getting with me social suicide.


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*finishes crying*

*sees thread again*

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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
*finishes crying*

*sees thread again*

*kills self*
>MMXIV
>crying


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This thread again?
*sighs*

You can kiss 100 girls and end up dying alone.
Get married for several years, THEN boast about it.
You'll still die alone after your wife leaves you and takes half your stuff.
That took a dark turn.


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Because there is no "Right person".
They're all terrible.
Your shitty attitude is the REASON there is no "right person." acting like a cynical cunt will make people not like you.


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This thread again?
*sighs*

You can kiss 100 girls and end up dying alone.
Get married for several years, THEN boast about it.

You can get married 100 times and end up dying alone.

What's your point?

Kissing is nothing to boast of.
Getting a lasting marriage is something I'd rather boast of.
"Hey guys, I got some whore who only likes me and sticks around because I support her financially! Isn't that great?!"

Getting duped is nothing to boast about.

>implying married people are all duped
I'm not implying it, I'm saying it outright.

Well its unfortunate you view marriage that way.
Let's just agree to disagree on it then.


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Because there is no "Right person".
They're all terrible.
Your shitty attitude is the REASON there is no "right person." acting like a cynical punt will make people not like you.
Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
Last Edit: October 18, 2014, 06:08:41 PM by The Waifu God


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
I'm aware. Never really found a girl I genuinely liked in a romantic sense. Or guy, for that matter.


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Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical cunt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical cunt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.


 
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Michelle was the worst part of that show.
There were good parts to that show?

OT: Yeah, even I've been kissed before.
I recommend avoiding it if you can. 3DPD isn't something to get involved with.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
Nah, it's just because all women are evil and only want to marry you so they can take half your stuff.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
But mommy always kissed on my cheek before i went to bed


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
But mommy always kissed on my cheek before i went to bed
I know


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Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what?

Spoiler
I'm not a woman ;)


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Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what?

Spoiler
I'm not a woman ;)


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.

Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what?

Spoiler
I'm not a woman ;)
so gay


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I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
Bullshit, My wife proves that's bullshit. she's a god damn defence attorney. If anything I'm getting the free ride.
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I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
So love isn't a benefit? Someone to fall back on when the world takes a shit on your plate? that's not a benefit?
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I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
keep telling yourself that, your delusions will make sure you never enjoy life.
Last Edit: October 18, 2014, 08:21:28 PM by Mega Sceptile


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Bullshit, My wife proves that's bullshit. she's a god damn defence attorney. If anything I'm getting the free ride.
Have fun getting shit on in court when she decides to take the kids and herself away.
So love isn't a benefit? Someone to fall back on when the world takes a shit on your plate? that's not a benefit?
Women aren't even capable of love. Someone to fall back on? More like someone to make sure you feel like a worthless piece of shit until you start working again.
keep telling yourself that, your delusions will make sure you never enjoy life.
I'm actually incredibly happy, thank you.
I don't know why you need women to keep you happy, but I'm pretty sure that makes you brainwashed.
Last Edit: October 18, 2014, 08:23:52 PM by The Waifu God


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I'm actually incredibly happy, thank you.
I don't know why you need women to keep you happy, but I'm pretty sure that makes you brainwashed.
nice delusions, your anti-women obsession is pathetic.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what?

Spoiler
I'm not a woman ;)
so gay
you can come too.