If you're 18 and haven't even had sex yet

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I just decided to give up on my ex.
Since I now feel that love is a lie, I'm probably going to just remain a bachelor and enjoy casual sex. I can easily get girls, so I'll have no trouble there. It won't be special, but hopefully it'll be fun. :/

Sorry to here that. That blows.
dat pun tho

Shut up.


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I just decided to give up on my ex.
Since I now feel that love is a lie, I'm probably going to just remain a bachelor and enjoy casual sex. I can easily get girls, so I'll have no trouble there. It won't be special, but hopefully it'll be fun. :/

Sorry to here that. That blows.
dat pun tho

Shut up.

You shut up!


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I just decided to give up on my ex.
Since I now feel that love is a lie, I'm probably going to just remain a bachelor and enjoy casual sex. I can easily get girls, so I'll have no trouble there. It won't be special, but hopefully it'll be fun. :/

Sorry to here that. That blows.
dat pun tho

Shut up.

You shut up!



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I just decided to give up on my ex.
Since I now feel that love is a lie, I'm probably going to just remain a bachelor and enjoy casual sex. I can easily get girls, so I'll have no trouble there. It won't be special, but hopefully it'll be fun. :/

Sorry to here that. That blows.
dat pun tho

Shut up.

You shut up!





WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?


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"The standard that you make is the standard that you choose."
I could care less. I already failed it.


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I just decided to give up on my ex.
Since I now feel that love is a lie, I'm probably going to just remain a bachelor and enjoy casual sex. I can easily get girls, so I'll have no trouble there. It won't be special, but hopefully it'll be fun. :/

Sorry to here that. That blows.
dat pun tho

Shut up.

You shut up!





WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?



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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
I've never really been interested in sex (no matter how much I joke about it). I once got invited to a threesome, but turned it down. To be fair, I did have other things to do that day,


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I just decided to give up on my ex.
Since I now feel that love is a lie, I'm probably going to just remain a bachelor and enjoy casual sex. I can easily get girls, so I'll have no trouble there. It won't be special, but hopefully it'll be fun. :/

Sorry to here that. That blows.
dat pun tho

Shut up.

You shut up!





WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?





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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
I offer my anus to all of you.


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Sick humour, no respect.
This b8


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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.