The object on your left..

Saleem | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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Sigs fo nigs
A tiny wicker rocking chair that is probably older than I am.

I'm not confident, but it will have to do.


Chakas | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
Either a pocket knife or some rust plyers........I don't know what to choose.


Ushan | Mythic Invincible!
 
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A car door or a collection of H.P. Lovecrafts stories.


The Lord Slide Rule | Legendary Invincible!
 
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My stupidity is self evident.
Chicken strip


Fatty | Newbie
 
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'Merica
A toy nerf gun or a laptop......... Uhm, can't i just use the knife in my pocket?


Ingy | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Ants

I'll let them crawl down my urethra hole, build a colony in the damp warm environment, and feed off my eternal boner by ingesting viagra every 8 hours

Then then the invasion comes, my dick ants will cum out and crawl in the invaders' unhardened dick holes


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My homework