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Money. If I was rich as fuck I could get any female I desired.

 
 
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Quote from: Zenmaster on November 17, 2014, 12:48:18 PM
Yeah, but the dude's famous and has money.
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Implying I wouldn't have a bad bitch under my arms if I was rich and famous

 
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Quote from: Zenmaster on November 17, 2014, 12:48:18 PM
Yeah, but the dude's famous and has money.
Only recently well-known, though. He was only a correspondent on the Daily Show until he took over for Jon last summer, then got his own show.

 
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Quote from: Death on November 17, 2014, 12:49:19 PM
Money. If I was rich as fuck I could get any female I desired.

Precisely what I'm thinking.

How rich is this irl Mr Bean look-a-like?

 
 
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Mone money money.

 
 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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But that nigga has money. I doubt if he didn't have money and wasn't famous she still would have married him.