I woke up weighing one pound more than usual.

Loaf · December 03, 2015, 04:48:27 AM

So like I do every morning, I take off my clothes and step on the scale, so I can get an accurate reading. I stepped on the scale this morning and I weighed one pound more than I usually do. Needless to say, I am pretty scared about this. I ate an entire tub of non fat greek yogurt last night. I'm just worried because if I get fat I will be unattractive.

A Cheese Potato · December 03, 2015, 04:51:38 AM

just take a whopper of a shit mate, you'll be right

Mattie G Indahouse · December 03, 2015, 04:54:00 AM

Quote from: Loaf on December 03, 2015, 04:48:27 AM

I ate an entire tub of non fat greek yogurt last night.

Well no shit you're going to gain weight from eating that. Non-fat or not you're still going to gain weight from eating that much food. The other problem as well is that you might have not pooped before you weighed yourself. That extra pound you're worried about could just be shit weight.

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I'm just worried because if I get fat I will be unattractive

Then exercise and stop eating stupidly.

Sam · December 03, 2015, 04:55:23 AM

>getting on the scale before waiting to take a shit
its like you try to fail

Mattie G Indahouse · December 03, 2015, 05:00:47 AM

Quote from: Sam on December 03, 2015, 04:55:23 AM

>getting on the scale before waiting to take a shit
its like you try to fail

One day I was curious to see the difference so I weighed myself before and after a shit. When I weighed myself after I lost a pound.

Loaf · December 03, 2015, 05:01:20 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on December 03, 2015, 04:54:00 AM

Quote from: Loaf on December 03, 2015, 04:48:27 AM
I ate an entire tub of non fat greek yogurt last night.
Well no shit you're going to gain weight from eating that. Non-fat or not you're still going to gain weight from eating that much food. The other problem as well is that you might have not pooped before you weighed yourself. That extra pound you're worried about could just be shit weight.
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I'm just worried because if I get fat I will be unattractive
Then exercise and stop eating stupidly.

I ALWAYS EAT RIGHT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY DIET IS LIKE AND I COULD FUCKING SCHOOL YOU IN HEALTHY EATING IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY! SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU PETULANT CHILD!

Mattie G Indahouse · December 03, 2015, 05:04:14 AM

Quote from: Loaf on December 03, 2015, 05:01:20 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on December 03, 2015, 04:54:00 AM
Quote from: Loaf on December 03, 2015, 04:48:27 AM
I ate an entire tub of non fat greek yogurt last night.
Well no shit you're going to gain weight from eating that. Non-fat or not you're still going to gain weight from eating that much food. The other problem as well is that you might have not pooped before you weighed yourself. That extra pound you're worried about could just be shit weight.
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I'm just worried because if I get fat I will be unattractive
Then exercise and stop eating stupidly.
I ALWAYS EAT RIGHT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY DIET IS LIKE AND I COULD FUCKING SCHOOL YOU IN HEALTHY EATING IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY! SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU PETULANT CHILD!

I take it you're having that time of the month?

Loaf · December 03, 2015, 05:06:40 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on December 03, 2015, 05:04:14 AM

Quote from: Loaf on December 03, 2015, 05:01:20 AM
Quote from: BerzerkCommando on December 03, 2015, 04:54:00 AM
Quote from: Loaf on December 03, 2015, 04:48:27 AM
I ate an entire tub of non fat greek yogurt last night.
Well no shit you're going to gain weight from eating that. Non-fat or not you're still going to gain weight from eating that much food. The other problem as well is that you might have not pooped before you weighed yourself. That extra pound you're worried about could just be shit weight.
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I'm just worried because if I get fat I will be unattractive
Then exercise and stop eating stupidly.
I ALWAYS EAT RIGHT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY DIET IS LIKE AND I COULD FUCKING SCHOOL YOU IN HEALTHY EATING IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY! SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU PETULANT CHILD!
I take it you're having that time of the month?

I apologize. I think your advice is good advice senpai.

True Turquoise · December 03, 2015, 05:13:32 AM

You'll be fine

Aether · December 03, 2015, 08:47:42 AM

That post doesn't even sound real to me. . .

Word Wizard · December 03, 2015, 08:50:32 AM

Sodium, carbs, and excess protein affect glycogen and water retention.

Casper · December 03, 2015, 08:52:53 AM

Quote from: Loaf on December 03, 2015, 04:48:27 AM

I'm just worried because if I get fat I will be unattractive.

Hun, you don't need to be fat to be unattractive.

Verbatim · December 03, 2015, 08:52:58 AM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on December 03, 2015, 05:04:14 AM

Quote from: Loaf on December 03, 2015, 05:01:20 AM
Quote from: BerzerkCommando on December 03, 2015, 04:54:00 AM
Quote from: Loaf on December 03, 2015, 04:48:27 AM
I ate an entire tub of non fat greek yogurt last night.
Well no shit you're going to gain weight from eating that. Non-fat or not you're still going to gain weight from eating that much food. The other problem as well is that you might have not pooped before you weighed yourself. That extra pound you're worried about could just be shit weight.
Quote
I'm just worried because if I get fat I will be unattractive
Then exercise and stop eating stupidly.
I ALWAYS EAT RIGHT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY DIET IS LIKE AND I COULD FUCKING SCHOOL YOU IN HEALTHY EATING IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY! SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU PETULANT CHILD!
I take it you're having that time of the month?

every day is loaf's time of the month

Loaf · December 03, 2015, 08:58:25 AM

Quote from: Casper on December 03, 2015, 08:52:53 AM

Quote from: Loaf on December 03, 2015, 04:48:27 AM
I'm just worried because if I get fat I will be unattractive.
Hun, you don't need to be fat to be unattractive.

Um, okay?

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velox · December 03, 2015, 09:55:00 AM

if loaf hates fat people

and loaf become fat people

then does loaf hate loaf?

True Turquoise · December 03, 2015, 10:20:29 AM

Quote from: challengerX on December 03, 2015, 09:00:06 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on December 03, 2015, 05:13:32 AM

You'll be fine
Hey my friend I just wanted you to know I can really relate to this post and like it very much, you truly are quite a character hahaha

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solitaire

clum clum · December 03, 2015, 10:38:20 AM

That's normal. I get fluctuations of 5 pounds sometimes.

You're not going to get fat. The added weight is from liquid and food that is still being digested.

Oh · December 03, 2015, 10:39:30 AM

oink oink

Word Wizard · December 03, 2015, 10:45:21 AM

Quote from: Simseoh on December 03, 2015, 10:39:30 AM

oink oink

That is some fluent law enforcement.

Ingy · December 03, 2015, 10:45:30 AM

It's because you're full of shit