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I will never fucking understand this.

 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 12:24:26 AM
the reason we say it at all is because back when we were all stupid, we used to think demons would fly up our nose when we sneeze, because apparently that's when we're most vulnerable--so we said bless you to vanquish the demon--but clearly that's not the case anymore. it's just an artifact of our vernacular now
This is why we cover our mouths when we yawn, too. To prevent demons from entering our mouths. Pretty stupid stuff.

 
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I do t see the point of it either. It was a phrase said when the Black Death was around, and when sneezing basically meant that you were dead.

It's irrelevant to now.

 
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Wish stuff like this happened to me. I'd have said "nah fuck off"

 
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Ayy lmao!
5 minutes later she trips and scrapes her palm yelling "GOD DAMMIT".

 
 
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>Sneeze, spraying potentially harmful bacteria everywhere
>"Bless You"
>Fart, releasing harmless, but sometimes smelly gas
>"Say sorry you dirty bastard"

 
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My signature is my name printed, I was never taught how to write cursive. FML.
Thats what happens when you're a black man. Shit, if you had something in your hand at the time she might have screamed and called for the cops who were hiding in a bush a few yards behind waiting for the right opportunity. Life is rough for a colored.

 
 
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Quote from: Nagato on February 03, 2015, 03:29:25 AM
>Sneeze, spraying potentially harmful bacteria everywhere
>"Bless You"
>Fart, releasing harmless, but sometimes smelly gas
>"Say sorry you dirty bastard"
It either comes out the attic or the basement

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The whole situation is dumb, but it would be nice if there was a more neutral alternative to "bless you"

"excuse you" is kinda mean, but the closest we have.

 
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You were obviously shoving your religion down her throat.

It starts with bless you and turns into a crusade before you know it, OP.

 
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Quote from: Mad Max on February 03, 2015, 10:16:26 AM
The whole situation is dumb, but it would be nice if there was a more neutral alternative to "bless you"

"excuse you" is kinda mean, but the closest we have.

Gesundheit?

 
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Quote from: Statefarm on February 03, 2015, 10:39:48 AM
Quote from: Mad Max on February 03, 2015, 10:16:26 AM
The whole situation is dumb, but it would be nice if there was a more neutral alternative to "bless you"

"excuse you" is kinda mean, but the closest we have.

Gesundheit?
Yeah, sometimes I throw in a "salud"

But those are all foreign language responses. Nothing really for English.

 
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Quote from: Jono on February 02, 2015, 09:36:25 PM
>Be me my Senior year
>In english class
>I sneeze
>Nobody says anything
>A popular girl sneezes a short while later
>Everyone and their mother says "BLESS YOU!"
i cri evrytim

 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
I'd have said bless you again

 
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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
She'd have a hard time being Irish, where saying hello translates to "God be with you".

 
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