I will never fucking understand this.

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Oh, hey.
I'm at the mall. Someone sneezes and I kindly say "bless you". This woman then tells me to refrain from using that phrase, as it can be offensive. And gave me a dirty look.

Like for fucks sake it's a god damn nice gesture. Don't give me your anti-religion bullshit. It's so annoying. If somone tells you a nice gesture, you say thank you regardless if you don't "believe it".

It's not like it was

She sneezes

"Hey you, shut the fuck up."

I'll never understand that shit.

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uhhh...

- korrie
Political correctness is a cancer.


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She sneezes

"Hey you, shut the fuck up."



If someone did that, I would probably laugh


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Oh, hey.
She sneezes

"Hey you, shut the fuck up."



If someone did that, I would probably laugh

I do that with my brothers. When they are sick and they cough I'll say things like that.


 
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That's disgusting
I learned that being polite isn't worth is most of the time


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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
>Be me my Senior year
>In english class
>I sneeze
>Nobody says anything
>A popular girl sneezes a short while later
>Everyone and their mother says "BLESS YOU!"
Last Edit: February 02, 2015, 09:37:38 PM by Jono


 
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>Be me my Senior year
>In english class
>I sneeze
>Nobody says anything
>A girl sneezes a short while later
>Everyone and their mother says "BLESS YOU!"
>literally me


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uhhh...

- korrie
>Be me my Senior year
>In english class
>I sneeze
>Nobody says anything
>A girl sneezes a short while later
>Everyone and their mother says "BLESS YOU!"
Its because you hopped over the border.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Uh, are you trolling? You were obviously in the wrong there. What right do you have to impose your beliefs on defenseless old women? Her day probably got ruined because of your blatant insensitivity.
Last Edit: February 03, 2015, 12:40:21 AM by SecondClass


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
>Be me my Senior year
>In english class
>I sneeze
>Nobody says anything
>A girl sneezes a short while later
>Everyone and their mother says "BLESS YOU!"
Its because you hopped over the border.
I was born in America you fig newton


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Oh, hey.
Uh, are you trolling? You were obviously in the wrong there. What right do you have to impose your beliefs on defenseless old woman? Her day probably got ruined because of your blatant insensitivity.

Class pls, I don't need your shit today.

Tommorow you may resume.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Uh, are you trolling? You were obviously in the wrong there. What right do you have to impose your beliefs on defenseless old woman? Her day probably got ruined because of your blatant insensitivity.

Class pls, I don't need your shit today.

Tommorow you may resume.
Pssh. What a bigot.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
It's not like there's really an alternative phrase.


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Oh, hey.
Uh, are you trolling? You were obviously in the wrong there. What right do you have to impose your beliefs on defenseless old woman? Her day probably got ruined because of your blatant insensitivity.

Class pls, I don't need your shit today.

Tommorow you may resume.
Pssh. What a bigot.

You my nigga, but just give it a rest for today


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uhhh...

- korrie
>Be me my Senior year
>In english class
>I sneeze
>Nobody says anything
>A girl sneezes a short while later
>Everyone and their mother says "BLESS YOU!"
Its because you hopped over the border.
I was born in America you fig newton
if it aint white it aint right


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
It's not like there's really an alternative phrase.
Why do we need a phrase at all? The theocratic establishment already dictates enough of our customs, so why are we compelled to perform the Christian equivalent of a Hitler salute every time someone merely sneezes?


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
It's not like there's really an alternative phrase.
Why do we need a phrase at all? The theocratic establishment already dictates enough of our customs, so why are we compelled to perform the Christian equivalent of a Hitler salute every time someone merely sneezes?
That's what the government wants you to think.


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but stop oppressing her tho

using religious phrases might trigger her


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Sigs fo nigs
*Sneezes*

Has the stupid come out yet?


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If i sneezed in class 5 or 6 people will randomly say Bless you.

She would hate us.


 
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If i sneezed in class 5 or 6 people will randomly say Bless you.

She would hate us.


 
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That's why you say "Gesundheit"
It means "health" in German but it's used when someone sneezes.


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If i sneezed in class 5 or 6 people will randomly say Bless you.

She would hate us.

O Canada
We stand on gaurd for you
True patriot love
In all thy sounds command.


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It's silly.


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Wow. Dicks. I'm atheist and I'd just say thank you in return.

People are fucking retarded.


 
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It's not like there's really an alternative phrase.
Well, when I sneeze, I say "excuse me", because... I'm the one who made the obnoxious, unnecessary noise that I could've suppressed very easily. We don't bless people when people cough or belch, right? Maybe I'll start doing that just to see how people react...

also, yeah, it's a nice gesture and all, because people say it with good intentions--but like... have you ever thought about why?

the reason we say it at all is because back when we were all stupid, we used to think demons would fly up our nose when we sneeze, because apparently that's when we're most vulnerable--so we said bless you to vanquish the demon--but clearly that's not the case anymore. it's just an artifact of our vernacular now

but we know that demons don't fly up our nose
so what exactly are you saving me from?... if you wanted to bless me or whatever, why not just say it whenever

whatever, i'm entirely with the OP, i just don't agree with it being a "nice gesture"...
it's a neutral gesture

also, yeah, you forgot about "gesundheit", which basically means "i wish you good health," and that makes a little bit more sense
Last Edit: February 03, 2015, 12:45:14 AM by Verbatim


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I neither fear, nor despise.