I was offered a new job. Need advice.

MyNameIsCharlie · April 16, 2016, 09:27:29 PM

It's a one time contract gig.

He wants me to get him the recipe from a competing fast food place.

Any ideas or anyone want to help?

Doctor Doom · April 16, 2016, 09:29:50 PM

Try not to step on him.

Jocephalopod · April 16, 2016, 09:30:02 PM

is that illegal or no?

Ian · April 16, 2016, 09:31:10 PM

Aren't any form of restaurants required by law to give out ingredients if asked?

Doctor Doom · April 16, 2016, 09:33:53 PM

Getting chummy with the owner of the competing restaurant would be a good first step.

MyNameIsCharlie · April 16, 2016, 09:40:11 PM

Quote from: Caped Baldy on April 16, 2016, 09:33:53 PM

Getting chummy with the owner of the competing restaurant would be a good first step.

Hmm... I should go and work there?

N/A · April 16, 2016, 09:40:29 PM

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Dan · April 16, 2016, 09:41:43 PM

you were offered a job by Plankton?

Doctor Doom · April 16, 2016, 09:44:00 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 16, 2016, 09:40:11 PM

Quote from: Caped Baldy on April 16, 2016, 09:33:53 PM
Getting chummy with the owner of the competing restaurant would be a good first step.

Hmm... I should go and work there?

Sure, go and investigate. See how their burgers are made. Maybe try a few - a bucket's worth, at least.

N/A · April 16, 2016, 09:44:49 PM

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Doctor Doom · April 16, 2016, 09:45:20 PM

Quote from: Dan on April 16, 2016, 09:41:43 PM

Shhh!

Jocephalopod · April 16, 2016, 10:02:12 PM

godamn i thought this was going to be some actual real espionage shit but of course you fat hostess fuckmen turn it into a spongebob reenactment

Kitsune 狐 · April 17, 2016, 12:55:21 AM

Just be careful because you can get into legal trouble if you go get a job at the place in question, and then sign a contract that says you will not disclose their secrets to other companies/other people.

MyNameIsCharlie · April 17, 2016, 01:53:55 AM

Quote from: zenengerX on April 16, 2016, 09:44:49 PM

Quote from: Caped Baldy on April 16, 2016, 09:44:00 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 16, 2016, 09:40:11 PM
Quote from: Caped Baldy on April 16, 2016, 09:33:53 PM
Getting chummy with the owner of the competing restaurant would be a good first step.

Hmm... I should go and work there?

Sure, go and investigate. See how their burgers are made. Maybe try a few - a bucket's worth, at least.
You fool, it will go straight to his thighs, then he'll blow up.

I'll just do crunches until I'm fucking ripped

Spoiler

What? I got a two year old.

big sponge · April 17, 2016, 02:39:19 AM

Welcome to good burger home of the good burger may I take your order?