I think we need a reboot of the joke thread.

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Ill start.
What do you do when an epileptic falls into a swimming pool?
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
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"Where's my tractor?"

 
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ayy lmao
What did the black guy say when the police showed up to his house?

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What do you call a pilot from Yemen?

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A hard working and honest man trying to provide for his family

 
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Why is Hellen Keller such a bad driver?

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Because she's a woman.

 
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Why does the chicken cross the street?

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Because North Korean ICBMs cannot reach that far.

Why there hasn't been a coup d'état in Washington D.C.?

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Because there's no US embassy there.

 
 
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Hmm...
Quote from: Isara on December 30, 2014, 01:40:55 AM
Yeah...

Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on December 30, 2014, 01:39:41 AM
feminism
*shots fired*

Why do the Fallen in Destiny have four arms?

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To hear the rest of this joke, please purchase the Six Limbs from Hell expansion for the low price of $20.
Last Edit: December 30, 2014, 02:34:47 AM by Cheat