So you're pretty much asking for loser friends.
I already have loser friends who party all the time and take d- umm candies to feel good, in a moderate amount.
Beer
Cigarettes
Medicine *cough cough*
What's so fucking cool about that?
Television and media, or wahtever you've been getting your propaganda from has corrupted your mind into thinking that that stuff is the cool stuff.
The cool stuff is what you find pleasing, and if you find stuff like that pleasing, and cool, then you're lonely, or want a good time, which in itself is self explanatory of why it's such a lame fucking thing.
Wanna have fun? Fucking do it then, but don't expect it to be the "cool" thing, because it's fucking not.
I call you a loser for wanting that, and changing your mind in slight ways that pile up for mostly bad, and you call me a loser for wanting information, and means of understanding my surroundings so that I can manipulate, and understand things better.
What do you say?
I'm honestly really curious of what you're gonna say next, and I hope it isn't something that reflects on what I say, but an argument that's independent, and not saying that fun is what some want, because I've already explained that that is the case.
We all get our highs in different ways.