It pissed on everything and by the end I felt like an old man, is that meant to happen?

Pics, or didn't happen.

It's not my dog but I can get some tomorrow since it's late now.

Heh, whenever I walk my dog he'll walk a certain distance then he'll sit and refuse to move. That's when I'll have to carry him.

Does it all the time except when I take him to the beach. He loves it there but is scared shitless of the water when it splashes near his feet.

When I walk my dog, all he does is bark at people he doesn't know to scare them. (And it works because he's a motherfucking Great Dane).

But that's in the case when he actually feels like walking. Most of the time he would rather we just go for car rides so he can stick his head out the window and slobber everywhere.

Dogs piss on things, yes.