So this customer bought some items which were quite large but wanted to go shopping for a few more things so she asked me to string them together whilst she shopped and would pick them up later. It was quite busy so I thought I may as leave it until it isn't as busy. Well she came in earlier than expected and got my colleague to string them together for her. She saw me and was like
"I asked him to do it but he's clearly forgot about it"
She then grabbed my arm and started slapping it whilst calling me a naughty boy repeatedly.

I was just like >.> yeah......
In my mind I was like bitch don't get your ebola hands on me(she was white fyi not black)
If she was hot I wouldn't have cared obviously because I'm not gay but she was an old (I'm into milfs but this bitch was old than Christ) white lady and I could smell alcohol off her.

Why didn't you uppercut her?

I don't hit women

older than christ oh lol

Every time I click on one of your threads I keep thinking its one of Slash's threads.