Tasteless humour thread (TRIGGER WARNING)

clum clum · January 29, 2015, 09:13:18 AM

How do you put a baby in a blender, feet or head first?

Spoiler

Feet first, that way it can still give you a blowjob

clum clum · January 29, 2015, 09:15:19 AM

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a room full of dead babies?

Spoiler

I don't own a Lamborghini

Mr. Psychologist · January 29, 2015, 09:16:05 AM

YouTube

More proof that anime did 9/11

Mat Cauthon · January 29, 2015, 09:17:45 AM

Mr. Psychologist · January 29, 2015, 09:18:23 AM

Quote from: Nagato on January 29, 2015, 09:17:45 AM

Lol

*hovers over link*

t=3m13s

Ha, nope.

Mat Cauthon · January 29, 2015, 09:19:38 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 29, 2015, 09:18:23 AM

Quote from: Nagato on January 29, 2015, 09:17:45 AM
Lol

*hovers over link*

t=3m13s

Ha, nope.

But Psy.

clum clum · January 29, 2015, 09:21:03 AM

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Spoiler

Gang rape.

Mr. Psychologist · January 29, 2015, 09:24:27 AM

Quote from: Nagato on January 29, 2015, 09:19:38 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 29, 2015, 09:18:23 AM
Quote from: Nagato on January 29, 2015, 09:17:45 AM
Lol

*hovers over link*

t=3m13s

Ha, nope.
But Psy.

Another url for the shitlist <_______<

So an englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar in new york
The bartender looks up and says

trigger warning

Oh my god! You're irish! :O
Did you know that I'm irish too?!
I'm like 1/122143432ths irish on my mother's uncle's father's cousin's goldfish twice removed side!

clum clum · January 29, 2015, 09:28:16 AM

What's the difference between a small bag of cocaine and a child?

Spoiler

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · January 29, 2015, 11:02:08 AM

the only difference between oranges and children for me, is I don't fuck my oranges after I peel their skin off

Verbatim · January 29, 2015, 11:19:34 AM

how about something original

as in

thought up by you

Jim · January 29, 2015, 11:20:26 AM

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Mat Cauthon · January 29, 2015, 11:29:08 AM

True Turquoise · January 29, 2015, 11:29:58 AM

Quote from: Nagato on January 29, 2015, 11:29:08 AM

....

<_<
>_>
I swear I'm actually researching artists and not messing around with Photoshop