I think I gave a spider mental trauma

Batch · May 25, 2015, 03:22:00 AM

So three days ago a spider casually spun from the ceiling right in from of me and my computer monitor, naturally you freak the fuck out, whacked it, but it was still on its web, climbed back up and crawled to a corner of my room's ceiling....he hasnt moved since then, I think I've actually scared the shit outta him.

Poor spidey

*yawn* and it's time for a change me thinks, lets do some things differently.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 25, 2015, 03:26:28 AM

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Jono · May 25, 2015, 03:27:41 AM

Wish flies would do that

May 25, 2015, 03:29:07 AM

Arachnids are actually quite intelligent.

Coconut Marty · May 25, 2015, 04:18:12 AM

Good, that little bitch deserves death. Finish it off, grab the febreze.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 25, 2015, 04:23:21 AM

Quote from: Coconut Marty on May 25, 2015, 04:18:12 AM

Good, that little bitch deserves death. Finish it off, grab the febreze.

That's brutal.

Batch · May 25, 2015, 04:24:51 AM

Quote from: Coconut Marty on May 25, 2015, 04:18:12 AM

Good, that little bitch deserves death. Finish it off, grab the febreze.

Thats metal friend.

Elegiac · May 25, 2015, 05:22:19 AM

It's slowly dying from internal damage.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 25, 2015, 05:24:29 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:22:19 AM

It's slowly dying from internal damage.

Will calling 911 (112) help?

Not Comms Officer · May 25, 2015, 05:24:58 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:22:19 AM

It's slowly dying from internal damage.

This is most likely the case. I remember this one time about a month ago where I sprayed this one spider, and it crawled to some point near the ceiling. It just stayed there for several days. Once I had concluded that it was dead, I decided to remove it with a tissue, and once I had removed it, I noticed that its abdomen was partially dissolved, and some of the liquified abdomen had stayed on the ceiling.

Elegiac · May 25, 2015, 05:26:42 AM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:24:58 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:22:19 AM
It's slowly dying from internal damage.
This is most likely the case. I remember this one time about a month ago where I sprayed this one spider, and it crawled to some point near the ceiling. It just stayed there for several days. Once I had concluded that it was dead, I decided to remove it with a tissue, and once I had removed it, I noticed that its abdomen was partially dissolved, and some of the liquified abdomen had stayed on the ceiling.

Yuck.

Not Comms Officer · May 25, 2015, 05:27:47 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:26:42 AM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:24:58 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:22:19 AM
It's slowly dying from internal damage.
This is most likely the case. I remember this one time about a month ago where I sprayed this one spider, and it crawled to some point near the ceiling. It just stayed there for several days. Once I had concluded that it was dead, I decided to remove it with a tissue, and once I had removed it, I noticed that its abdomen was partially dissolved, and some of the liquified abdomen had stayed on the ceiling.
Yuck.

It was kind of gross, but it wasn't a spider of Australian proportions thankfully. It wasn't anything a single tissue swipe couldn't deal with.

Elegiac · May 25, 2015, 05:31:16 AM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:27:47 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:26:42 AM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:24:58 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:22:19 AM
It's slowly dying from internal damage.
This is most likely the case. I remember this one time about a month ago where I sprayed this one spider, and it crawled to some point near the ceiling. It just stayed there for several days. Once I had concluded that it was dead, I decided to remove it with a tissue, and once I had removed it, I noticed that its abdomen was partially dissolved, and some of the liquified abdomen had stayed on the ceiling.
Yuck.
It was kind of gross, but it wasn't a spider of Australian proportions thankfully. It wasn't anything a single tissue swipe couldn't deal with.

Every country has big spiders.

Not Comms Officer · May 25, 2015, 05:35:34 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:31:16 AM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:27:47 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:26:42 AM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:24:58 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:22:19 AM
It's slowly dying from internal damage.
This is most likely the case. I remember this one time about a month ago where I sprayed this one spider, and it crawled to some point near the ceiling. It just stayed there for several days. Once I had concluded that it was dead, I decided to remove it with a tissue, and once I had removed it, I noticed that its abdomen was partially dissolved, and some of the liquified abdomen had stayed on the ceiling.
Yuck.
It was kind of gross, but it wasn't a spider of Australian proportions thankfully. It wasn't anything a single tissue swipe couldn't deal with.
Every country has big spiders.

>trying to deny stereotypes

Elegiac · May 25, 2015, 05:38:37 AM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:35:34 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:31:16 AM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:27:47 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:26:42 AM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:24:58 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:22:19 AM
It's slowly dying from internal damage.
This is most likely the case. I remember this one time about a month ago where I sprayed this one spider, and it crawled to some point near the ceiling. It just stayed there for several days. Once I had concluded that it was dead, I decided to remove it with a tissue, and once I had removed it, I noticed that its abdomen was partially dissolved, and some of the liquified abdomen had stayed on the ceiling.
Yuck.
It was kind of gross, but it wasn't a spider of Australian proportions thankfully. It wasn't anything a single tissue swipe couldn't deal with.
Every country has big spiders.
>trying to deny stereotypes

Yeah, save em for Cheese Potato, he loves the aussie death-animals stereotype, I find it silly. Other countries have fucking bears, we have nothing like that.

Mat Cauthon · May 25, 2015, 05:44:15 AM

Good, now squash it.

Flee · May 25, 2015, 05:48:16 AM

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Solonoid · May 25, 2015, 05:52:17 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:38:37 AM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:35:34 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:31:16 AM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:27:47 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:26:42 AM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:24:58 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:22:19 AM
It's slowly dying from internal damage.
This is most likely the case. I remember this one time about a month ago where I sprayed this one spider, and it crawled to some point near the ceiling. It just stayed there for several days. Once I had concluded that it was dead, I decided to remove it with a tissue, and once I had removed it, I noticed that its abdomen was partially dissolved, and some of the liquified abdomen had stayed on the ceiling.
Yuck.
It was kind of gross, but it wasn't a spider of Australian proportions thankfully. It wasn't anything a single tissue swipe couldn't deal with.
Every country has big spiders.
>trying to deny stereotypes
Yeah, save em for Cheese Potato, he loves the aussie death-animals stereotype, I find it silly. Other countries have fucking bears, we have nothing like that.

I have never seen an animal that could be considered dangerous in the wild.
Sure as shit never seen a bear around here.

Closest I get is a snake, and they keep to theselves.

At least we don't have a season where the birds literally try to kill us just because it's that time of year.

Elegiac · May 25, 2015, 05:58:09 AM

Quote from: Soʟoɴoɪᴅ on May 25, 2015, 05:52:17 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:38:37 AM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:35:34 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:31:16 AM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:27:47 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:26:42 AM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 25, 2015, 05:24:58 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:22:19 AM
It's slowly dying from internal damage.
This is most likely the case. I remember this one time about a month ago where I sprayed this one spider, and it crawled to some point near the ceiling. It just stayed there for several days. Once I had concluded that it was dead, I decided to remove it with a tissue, and once I had removed it, I noticed that its abdomen was partially dissolved, and some of the liquified abdomen had stayed on the ceiling.
Yuck.
It was kind of gross, but it wasn't a spider of Australian proportions thankfully. It wasn't anything a single tissue swipe couldn't deal with.
Every country has big spiders.
>trying to deny stereotypes
Yeah, save em for Cheese Potato, he loves the aussie death-animals stereotype, I find it silly. Other countries have fucking bears, we have nothing like that.
I have never seen an animal that could be considered dangerous in the wild.
Sure as shit never seen a bear around here.

Closest I get is a snake, and they keep to theselves.

At least we don't have a season where the birds literally try to kill us just because it's that time of year.

You mean magpies? And only magpies? I've been swooped once in my life.