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I think I figured out how to make soccer not boring

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Quote from: Jono on August 20, 2016, 08:28:42 PM
Quote from: Tyger on August 20, 2016, 08:22:49 PM
The only people who like baseball are Mexicans and old men way past their prime
David Ortiz is 40 years old and this is his last season and he's having one of the best seasons of his entire career.

Nolan Ryan was in his mid 40s and still was able to throw 95mph+ pitches

Alex Rodriguez was 39 years old last year and still hit 33 homeruns

Mariano Rivera saved 44 games in his last year at the age of 42

Ted Williams at the age of 41 batted over .310 in his last season
old people who could never make it in another sport and Mexicans thanks for proving my point

 
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I do find it funny that it consists of fat fucks on the bases/pitching

and in shape fast negro's in the outfield

what an amazing sport to be able to combine out of shape fucks and athletic boyz.

 
 
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Quote from: Luciana on August 20, 2016, 08:36:10 PM
I do find it funny that it consists of fat fucks on the bases/pitching

and in shape fast negro's in the outfield

what an amazing sport to be able to combine out of shape fucks and athletic boyz.
Prince Fielder and Bartolo Colon could out-sprint you any day of the week

 
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or just delete soccer so the world doesnt have to waste its time with third world sports

 
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Quote from: milk on August 20, 2016, 08:41:00 PM
or just delete soccer so the world doesnt have to waste its time with third world sports
povertyball, amirite? Praise kek

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Quote from: milk on August 20, 2016, 08:41:00 PM
or just delete soccer so the world doesnt have to waste its time with third world sports
I'd want a sport deleted if spics beat me at it all the time too

 
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Quote from: Jono on August 20, 2016, 08:39:36 PM
Quote from: Luciana on August 20, 2016, 08:36:10 PM
I do find it funny that it consists of fat fucks on the bases/pitching

and in shape fast negro's in the outfield

what an amazing sport to be able to combine out of shape fucks and athletic boyz.
Prince Fielder and Bartolo Colon could out-sprint you any day of the week
Not with that fat fucks prone broken neck he can't

 
 
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There are some pretty damn garbage takes in this thread. Like really really really Orioles level trash.

 
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Quote from: Braixen on August 20, 2016, 09:16:47 PM
Quote from: milk on August 20, 2016, 08:41:00 PM
or just delete soccer so the world doesnt have to waste its time with third world sports
I'd want a sport deleted if spics beat me at it all the time too
i don't play soccer though?

 
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No change will make povertyball less boring.

 
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Or they could just turn the ball into an explosive device that randomly detonates when it attains a certain speed when kicked at just the right amount of force.




 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 20, 2016, 12:55:05 PM
See now that sounds like fucking fun.
You sound like you would enjoy AFL.
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
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I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
tbh this is why I've started liking hockey more in recent years

 
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Literally the one reason soccer is boring. No Pablo Sanchez = No go.
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Soccer players are pussies. They'd never play it like that.

 
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your idea sorta sounds like handball

 
 
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fuck you
Just make it a massive boxing match

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Quote from: Alpha on August 22, 2016, 02:18:21 AM
Soccer players are pussies. They'd never play it like that.
They're not pussies, they pretend to be hurt to get the ref to send the opponent off. There's a difference between feigning injury for strategic reasons and actually being hurt. Most soccer players, especially professional top division players are gonna be a hell of a lot stronger than the average person.

 
 
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