I made a promise to my family that I'd stop cutting. So far it's going well. I've been clean from cutting for two weeks.

As a former autistic I can assure you that this is quite retarded and autistic.

You guys are fucking sick you know that? "Whoever uploaded this video is clearly an anti-semite and a Nazi and i will report this to the jidf for truth spreading" This uploader clearly does not remember that 666 Trillions of jewish merchants that have unsuccessfully died in the lollercaust campaign map which can only be downloaded for the price of $99.99 while using the xbox one constant online internet connection.

What is life,why did my soul choose my body,why are we all kek.

His desktop picture is A MAN, What kind of man use MAN PICTURE LIKE THAT AS A DESKTOP WALL PAPER. Hahaha gayyyyyyy

o be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you.

You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking.

This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle

Pardon me, friend? I do insist you are one mischievous quim, friend. Repeat that within earshot of me and not via electronic communication and we'll witness how events transpire. I swear upon Christ I shall fetch you a blow to the mouth. You would do well to keep that orifice closed or I shall call upon the brethren of my homeland, whom presently make ready for fisticuffs. Such an altercation would cause your grandmother pain upon merely hearing of it. You've caused yourself a spot of bother, you charlatan.

This shit got me grounded
It was 4AM when I watched this and went OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

my mom was not amused

This is ungodly and encourages disrespect of your elders. Please watch something else, people. 

9/11 holocaust nuclear russian tsundere

Onle wite kids can do dis im black and so ise mi mum but i dont know abut my dad cuz i never met him, but if i did dat she wul kill me fukin crakers black purer 

if he were any more inbred hed be a sandwich

White people stole land form Nate of Americans. Hip hop from blacks, guns from Asains, and pita bread from Indeans. I HATE THEM

Don'y you know abola is not a game its a real deadly disease and my grandma has it she's during!