AMA got my temporary instruction permit

 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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fuck you
good luck

go conquer your fear


 
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how old are you?


 
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if I stop being a massive faggot and read the book and get tested (a paper test) then I can get my temps
yeah, don't wait until you're fucking 20 like me
never mind


 
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how old are you?
21 in october

okay bye


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There's no shame if you have a good enough reason. I've only had mine for a year and I'll be 22 next month. I had no need for it for the longest time since everything was within walking distance of me.

yeah, don't wait until you're fucking 20 like me


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as opposed to just a leather jacket or some shit. The reduced risk of injury or hospitalisation is actually quite significant.
i like motorcycles but its more likely youre going to end up in an accident because someone else made a mistake and not you


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how does it feel to be behind the wheel


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
as opposed to just a leather jacket or some shit. The reduced risk of injury or hospitalisation is actually quite significant.
i like motorcycles but its more likely youre going to end up in an accident because someone else made a mistake and not you


thats why we have insurance


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as opposed to just a leather jacket or some shit. The reduced risk of injury or hospitalisation is actually quite significant.
i like motorcycles but its more likely youre going to end up in an accident because someone else made a mistake and not you


thats why we have insurance

i rather like my legs tbh


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
as opposed to just a leather jacket or some shit. The reduced risk of injury or hospitalisation is actually quite significant.
i like motorcycles but its more likely youre going to end up in an accident because someone else made a mistake and not you


thats why we have insurance

i rather like my legs tbh

Also same


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
as opposed to just a leather jacket or some shit. The reduced risk of injury or hospitalisation is actually quite significant.
i like motorcycles but its more likely youre going to end up in an accident because someone else made a mistake and not you
Statistically, you're actually gonna take yourself out in a single-vehicle incident before anything else, either because of present road hazzards, pushing the bike to far, or a combination of both.

I've already done that so next for me is to get fucked by some guy who doesn't see me and pulls out in from of me.


 
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how does it feel to be behind the wheel
Horrifying. Everything up until that point is fine--I can read about it, talk about, think about it just fine--but as soon as I'm actually behind the wheel, my anxiety shoots up and I start panicking. As a result, I've never gone above 25mph when driving with my parents. Way too scared to go faster.

Today was just introductions and whatnot. My instructor seems okay. Been teaching for 26 years and claims to have never been in an accident with a student. Deadpan sense of humor. I usually hate guy teachers, though. We'll see how it goes.
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Been teaching for 26 years and claims to have never been in an accident with a student. Deadpan sense of humor.
Sounds just like the one I had.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
You finally manned up and decided to start driving?


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Back when I was learning, my class had to practice in a cramped little parking lot with sections dedicated to practicing each maneuver. Nobody knew where the hell anything was, so I pretty much just kept practicing parallel parking since everything else was piss easy.

My instructor kept screaming at me to 'follow the lines!', so I looked down at the billions of lines and basically told her to go fuck herself. It was stupid and I learned nothing from it.


 
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You finally manned up and decided to start driving?
i mean, you don't just "start driving"--there's this whole learning process involved before you're even able to, but yeah


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Easiest way to get over your fear is to just do it. I taught my ex how to drive and she was much the same, now she's flying down the highway.


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You literally have nothing to gain from taking a class

Driving is the most self explanatory thing ever and you won't even use half the shit they teach you

I would just take the test

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How does it feel now that this kid has a job, license, and a car?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
You'll get over that fear of speed eventually verb.

But then you'll learn new ones. I currently am terrified to push beyond 110.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
How's driving in busy areas?

I wasnt so scared of accidents as i was of the vehicle breaking down in some way in the middle of the road.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
You'll get over that fear of speed eventually verb.

But then you'll learn new ones. I currently am terrified to push beyond 110.

Pussy


 
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The Rage....
For the love of god please use the fucking blinkers you cunt


 
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You literally have nothing to gain from taking a class

Driving is the most self explanatory thing ever
except it isn't, at all

today, the instructor asked the class who moves first at a four-way stop

i had no fucking idea--how the fuck am i supposed to know that intuitively
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How does it feel now that this kid has a job, license, and a car?
i don't care at all

if anything, that just makes you even more of a loser


 
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How's driving in busy areas?

I wasnt so scared of accidents as i was of the vehicle breaking down in some way in the middle of the road.
i haven't actually been on the road yet

when i drove, we would just pick the safest and most secluded areas we could find
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
You literally have nothing to gain from taking a class

Driving is the most self explanatory thing ever
except it isn't, at all

today, the instructor asked the class who moves first at a four-way stop

i had no fucking idea--how the fuck am i supposed to know that intuitively
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How does it feel now that this kid has a job, license, and a car?
i don't care at all

if anything, that just makes you even more of a loser

It's pretty intuitive that it's first come, first serve. Plus that logic tho.


 
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It's pretty intuitive that puts first come, first serve.
except it isn't, because that's not even the rule

it's not "first to come"--it's first to stop

they're not the same thing


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except it isn't, at all

today, the instructor asked the class who moves first at a four-way stop

i had no fucking idea--how the fuck am i supposed to know that intuitively

You could just learn all that online
I just don't think it's worth the time and money to learn like 4 new facts about the road

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if anything, that just makes you even more of a loser

Didn't realize actually having value makes you a loser


 
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Didn't realize actually having value makes you a loser
none of the things you listed give you any value

and depending on your job, you could have negative value

and considering your age, you're pretty much guaranteed to have a job with negative value


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Didn't realize actually having value makes you a loser
none of the things you listed give you any value

and depending on your job, you could have negative value

and considering your age, you're pretty much guaranteed to have a job with negative value

Well seeing how I can actually do things other than being cynical from the safety of mom's basement, I think I qualify as a capable human being

And I didn't realize building a school to educate children was a negative job