I sort of need some advice, guys

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.

I just ate all my mother's chocolates - specifically After Eights.

I'm not sure how I should go about un-incriminating myself. I could either discard the box and the little paper wrappers completely by burying them in the garden, which I once did effectually when I stole and ripped up my auntie's hand-made birthday card.

Or, I could scatter said material near my dog's bed and blame it on him, as I did once, effectually, when I dropped my dinner.

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
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They're just chocolates, buy her another pack. Or just tell her to stfu and deal with it.

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Be honest and buy her another pack!

 
 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Quote from: Gatsby on November 03, 2014, 03:22:30 PM
lol
They're just chocolates, buy her another pack. Or just tell her to stfu and deal with it.
Nah.

My dad bought them her because they had an argument.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Jesus christ those are good...

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Haha, I just did the exact same thing. It's only a matter of time before she finds out.

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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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Tell her Gasai ate them like the Nigger she is

 
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What time did you eat them?

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.

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I've done that before.
I didn't regret it afterwards.

Say you started eating them then dropped the packet, you had to throw them out.
I dunno.
I'm not good at lying unless I just twist the truth.

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Whistle for a cab, flee to the town of Bel-Aire, my child.

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
No co-worker to blame this one on then, I guess... Why not just burn the remains?

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wreck your entire house. i'm talking full on 3 man burglary here. destroy all the couches, write on the walls, shit on the floor, the whole 9 yards. she won't even worry about the chocolates and if she does you can blame the burglars.

you're welcome

 
 
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<.<
Does it ever occur to you to not do stupid shit like this? .-.

Oh and Kill her.

Say sorry and buy another box you fatty.

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 03, 2014, 03:45:20 PM
Say sorry and buy another box you fatty.
NO

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 03, 2014, 03:45:20 PM
Does it ever occur to you to not do stupid shit like this? .-.

Oh and Kill her.

Say sorry and buy another box you fatty.
That post went so well with the angry avatar that loaded, lol.

 
 
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Quote from: Meta Cognition on November 03, 2014, 03:46:25 PM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 03, 2014, 03:45:20 PM
Say sorry and buy another box you fatty.
NO

Do eet.

Or just wrap up all of the rubbish in a carrier bag, take it out to the dustbin and leave it in there.

 
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Quote from: Meta Cognition on November 03, 2014, 03:23:10 PM
Quote from: Gatsby on November 03, 2014, 03:22:30 PM
lol
They're just chocolates, buy her another pack. Or just tell her to stfu and deal with it.
Nah.

My dad bought them her because they had an argument.
You fucked up man