I should have looked into what these were...

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Not knowing exactly what they they were, and expecting them to be just regular spring rolls, I ordered "Vietnamese Spring Rolls" from my local takeout place...



They look like noodles, shrimp, and pork bundled up inside condoms.

Given that I don't like shrimp I won't be eating them. I suppose this is a lesson; know what something is before you order it.


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Dude. Try it. They're fucking delicious. A little dry without the peanut sauce you dip them in.


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The shrimp gives it nice bits of crunch

But it's dry as fuck and will stick to your throat if ou take too big of a bite


 
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That looks... unsettling


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The shrimp gives it nice bits of crunch

But it's dry as fuck and will stick to your throat if ou take too big of a bite

Like I said, use the peanut sauce


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The shrimp gives it nice bits of crunch

But it's dry as fuck and will stick to your throat if ou take too big of a bite

Like I said, use the peanut sauce

What the fuck is peanut sauce


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The shrimp gives it nice bits of crunch

But it's dry as fuck and will stick to your throat if ou take too big of a bite

Like I said, use the peanut sauce

What the fuck is peanut sauce

San Diego (where I live) is one of three relocation cities for the Vietnamese after the war. Upside? Great Vietnamese food.

Traditionally the spring rolls are served with a peanut paste. Like a watery peanut butter.

I usually get two with a bowl of phó


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The shrimp gives it nice bits of crunch

But it's dry as fuck and will stick to your throat if ou take too big of a bite

Like I said, use the peanut sauce

What the fuck is peanut sauce

San Diego (where I live) is one of three relocation cities for the Vietnamese after the war. Upside? Great Vietnamese food.

Traditionally the spring rolls are served with a peanut paste. Like a watery peanut butter.

I usually get two with a bowl of phó

You talking about hoisin sauce?


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Да ли је то истина или се само шалиш?
Those look disgusting


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The shrimp gives it nice bits of crunch

But it's dry as fuck and will stick to your throat if ou take too big of a bite

Like I said, use the peanut sauce

What the fuck is peanut sauce

San Diego (where I live) is one of three relocation cities for the Vietnamese after the war. Upside? Great Vietnamese food.

Traditionally the spring rolls are served with a peanut paste. Like a watery peanut butter.

I usually get two with a bowl of phó

You talking about hoisin sauce?

No. this is a paste made from peanuts.


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Edit: I just looked, the peanut sauce is made with hoisin. It's what makes it watery.


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Eugh, those were made for an international dinner we had, I had to spit them out.  I never trust any Asian food ever.


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Edit: I just looked, the peanut sauce is made with hoisin. It's what makes it watery.

Do you sprinkle crushed peanuts on top?


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Eugh, those were made for an international dinner we had, I had to spit them out.  I never trust any Asian food ever.

Spitters are quitters


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Edit: I just looked, the peanut sauce is made with hoisin. It's what makes it watery.

Do you sprinkle crushed peanuts on top?

Yes. It's crushed peanuts with hoisin and chopped peanuts on top


 
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Hmm...
My dad loves seafood and was once tricked into eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Once.


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My dad loves seafood and was once tricked into eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Once.

LOL


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That whole meal looks disgusting. Since you're an American so you should be eating American food, not shit from gook land.


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Edit: I just looked, the peanut sauce is made with hoisin. It's what makes it watery.

Do you sprinkle crushed peanuts on top?

Yes. It's crushed peanuts with hoisin and chopped peanuts on top

Oh I know what you're talking about
Never called it peanut sauce tho
And never used it with that lol


 
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see naw, this is how we all know you're a faggot. That looks fucking great.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
see naw, this is how we all know you're a faggot. That looks fucking great.

Shrimp is for faggots.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
see naw, this is how we all know you're a faggot. That looks fucking great.

Shrimp is for faggots.
wrong


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
see naw, this is how we all know you're a faggot. That looks fucking great.

Shrimp is for faggots.
wrong

The sea is for gays


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison


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That looks like a bladder.


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people on this forum have the worst opinions when it comes to food


 
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Vietnamese food is the bomb, you guys are retarded


 
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The food in a condom looks unsettling but I'd eat it, I enjoy haggis so I wouldn't let that put me off


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That looks like a bladder.

It's rice wrapping. Like a pasta.