I see here

Elegiac · April 20, 2015, 09:30:17 AM

That you have no prior experience with posting in this thread. It says here that you, uhhh... that the last thread that you posted in was a, ahh.. 'dank mlp roleplay thread'... hm.

While any posting experience is an asset, this thread is a very different creature to that thread which you're coming from.

So, can you tell me why you believe that your posts will meet the requirements of this thread?

Girl of Mystery · April 20, 2015, 09:33:04 AM

Elegiac | Mythic Shitposter

Oh · April 20, 2015, 09:33:06 AM

please just stop

N/A · April 20, 2015, 09:33:31 AM

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Elegiac · April 20, 2015, 09:36:38 AM

Quote from: Z♡n on April 20, 2015, 09:33:31 AM

Well, I'm a dank meme funposter, so I might be overqualified for your low level shitposts.

Confidence can certainly be an asset but you'll need to elaborate on this 'meme funposting', and how it will operate within this environment.

Elegiac · April 20, 2015, 11:49:16 AM

Right. Where were we... next applicant, please.

velox · April 20, 2015, 11:53:58 AM

Well, I believe that I'm very diverse in my posting style, and can cover a lot of different topics. I've been in threads where I've posted so called "dank maymays" before, but I have also participated in, and even started, threads of a more political and existential value. I can offer a solid addition to this thread with my variation in styles, and as such can be a valuable asset to it.

Elegiac · April 20, 2015, 11:57:41 AM

Quote from: True Velox on April 20, 2015, 11:53:58 AM

Well, I believe that I'm very diverse in my posting style, and can cover a lot of different topics. I've been in threads where I've posted so called "dank maymays" before, but I have also participated in, and even started, threads of a more political and existential value. I can offer a solid addition to this thread with my variation in styles, and as such can be a valuable asset to it.

Could you give me an example of your existential value? This thread needs to justify its existence, and you could help to do this, if what you claim is accurate.

velox · April 20, 2015, 12:11:56 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 11:57:41 AM

Quote from: True Velox on April 20, 2015, 11:53:58 AM
Well, I believe that I'm very diverse in my posting style, and can cover a lot of different topics. I've been in threads where I've posted so called "dank maymays" before, but I have also participated in, and even started, threads of a more political and existential value. I can offer a solid addition to this thread with my variation in styles, and as such can be a valuable asset to it.
Could you give me an example of your existential value? This thread needs to justify its existence, and you could help to do this, if what you claim is accurate.

Well, here and here are two threads of mine with good discussion value. I don't have any existential threads myself, but I have been part of such threads in the past.

Elegiac · April 20, 2015, 12:23:04 PM

Quote from: True Velox on April 20, 2015, 12:11:56 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 11:57:41 AM
Quote from: True Velox on April 20, 2015, 11:53:58 AM
Well, I believe that I'm very diverse in my posting style, and can cover a lot of different topics. I've been in threads where I've posted so called "dank maymays" before, but I have also participated in, and even started, threads of a more political and existential value. I can offer a solid addition to this thread with my variation in styles, and as such can be a valuable asset to it.
Could you give me an example of your existential value? This thread needs to justify its existence, and you could help to do this, if what you claim is accurate.
Well, here and here are two threads of mine with good discussion value. I don't have any existential threads myself, but I have been part of such threads in the past.

Those are interesting threads, commendable. Their value to me is unclear though, despite the fact that they rather contradict your statement in which you claimed your own lack of existential value. So, I judge that you have value, but I'm unsure as to whether that makes my thread any more valuable.

I find myself at an impasse. I have your contact. You'll hear from me when and if I reach a decision.