I saw two preteen faggots riding "hoverboards" just now.

Blonic the Fluxmeister · January 09, 2016, 12:28:16 PM

Also, one of them fell on their face, lol.

R o c k e t · January 09, 2016, 12:39:53 PM

We all know you never go outside

January 09, 2016, 12:39:58 PM

I call them douche scooters

Jocephalopod · January 09, 2016, 12:52:34 PM

Haha, did you get the gun and beat them up?

Blonic the Fluxmeister · January 09, 2016, 01:40:40 PM

We all know you never go outside

Right.

Jester · January 09, 2016, 01:42:34 PM

I kinda want one

Kitsune 狐 · January 09, 2016, 01:57:05 PM

I kinda want one

Don't worry I kinda want one too, but I know I will eat concrete more than once if I ever did get one.

Coomer · January 09, 2016, 02:09:27 PM

Back in my day we used to have Uncle Ben drive us around

But Uncle Ben died
I killed Uncle Ben

Aether · January 09, 2016, 02:10:41 PM

I heard they can explode.

January 09, 2016, 02:52:47 PM

OP never had one of those kickass razor scooters as a kid

Jono · January 09, 2016, 02:54:46 PM

Where they riding actual hoverboards or riding those boards with 2 wheels that don't hover at all that everyone calls "hoverboards?"

Blonic the Fluxmeister · January 09, 2016, 05:35:06 PM

OP never had one of those kickass razor scooters as a kid

A razor scooter is fine, and yes, I didn't have one because I preferred my bike to a scooter, but these "hoverboards" are for faggots.