He asked me where the frozen tofu meals were.
"Down past aisle 30.", I told him.
"Past aisle 30, got it!", he said to himself as he ran off, arms flailing behind his back.
On his way back to the front, I asked him, "Did you find it?"
He grinned back at me, his wide 14 year old eyes aglimmer.
He had been waiting for such an opportunity.
He gave me a thumbs up, and said loudly, "Believe it!"
A Naruto quote?
I was puzzled.
Fucking gooks and the chinese cartoons.
He was sooo excited to quote naruto.
I would show this little fuck.
I followed him out to the parking lot, and wrote down his mother's lisence plate number.
After a little bit of research, I pulled up outside of their house.
Their wifi network was open.
Intriguing.
It took less than a minute to access his computer's hard drive, as his PC bore no password.
That's where I found it.
Over a terrabyte of Naruto x Sasuke porn, and the entire series torrented.
I traced over to his facebook page, and saw that he was very avid about lgbt rights for a 14 year old.
He had linked his MAL, which held the names of over 300 animes which he had seen, and countless more which he was working on watching.
I flicked over to his browsing history.
Hours upon hours of gay porn.
An impossible amount.
A lot of time spent on /b/
And one other website.
A small gaming forum, where he posted about ridiculous things like veganism and anti-natalism.
His username?
Das Boot?
Nah, it's Verbs.