Cool Stories You Can Tell At Parties?

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I once hit a man so hard he forgot what year it was.


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I don't get invited to parties


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i pushed my brother down 2 flights of stairs after he wore all his clothing in his wardrobe at once


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Stories about other parties


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Theres the story about how my mom took me to a friend of her's because she thought I had trauma and I ended up getting limes and coins rubbed on my head while I got prayed at.

The shitty day where I totaled my mom's car, another car, and that car hit another one, got grounded, had to walk to work for 30 mins in the rain, found out I was off that day and got fired before I left.

Or the one where I was 6 and some guy came to my house while I was alone and robbed the place, unknown to myself at the time.


Thats all I can think of at the moment.


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Theres the story about how my mom took me to a friend of her's because she thought I had trauma and I ended up getting limes and coins rubbed on my head while I got prayed at.

The shitty day where I totaled my mom's car, another car, and that car hit another one, got grounded, had to walk to work for 30 mins in the rain, found out I was off that day and got fired before I left.

Or the one where I was 6 and some guy came to my house while I was alone and robbed the place, unknown to myself at the time.


Thats all I can think of at the moment.
All your problems are so Mexican.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
I don't tell stories, never been good at it.
I just have...conversation.


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Theres the story about how my mom took me to a friend of her's because she thought I had trauma and I ended up getting limes and coins rubbed on my head while I got prayed at.

The shitty day where I totaled my mom's car, another car, and that car hit another one, got grounded, had to walk to work for 30 mins in the rain, found out I was off that day and got fired before I left.

Or the one where I was 6 and some guy came to my house while I was alone and robbed the place, unknown to myself at the time.


Thats all I can think of at the moment.
All your problems are so Mexican.
Only the first one is.


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Theres the story about how my mom took me to a friend of her's because she thought I had trauma and I ended up getting limes and coins rubbed on my head while I got prayed at.

The shitty day where I totaled my mom's car, another car, and that car hit another one, got grounded, had to walk to work for 30 mins in the rain, found out I was off that day and got fired before I left.

Or the one where I was 6 and some guy came to my house while I was alone and robbed the place, unknown to myself at the time.


Thats all I can think of at the moment.
All your problems are so Mexican.
Only the first one is.
Some guy broke into your house cuz that's what happens in the barrio, you lost your job for not being able to read the schedule and probably not being able to speak English.


 
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Theres the story about how my mom took me to a friend of her's because she thought I had trauma and I ended up getting limes and coins rubbed on my head while I got prayed at.

The shitty day where I totaled my mom's car, another car, and that car hit another one, got grounded, had to walk to work for 30 mins in the rain, found out I was off that day and got fired before I left.

Or the one where I was 6 and some guy came to my house while I was alone and robbed the place, unknown to myself at the time.


Thats all I can think of at the moment.
All your problems are so Mexican.
Only the first one is.
Some guy broke into your house cuz that's what happens in the barrio, you lost your job for not being able to read the schedule and probably not being able to speak English.
I lived in a white neighborhood and got robbed by a white guy, they fired me because they said I didn't give off the appearance of enjoying the job and was slow to learn, granted I had finally had gotten into the swing of it, but that was two days before being fired.


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I got a lot of stupid-ass stories I love to tell people.


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Toys are hereby declared:
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placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
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The pass out buttsex is always a good one.


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I try not to be the guy telling stories at a party. If it's one of those parties that the conversation comes up, it's usually a travel story. But it all depends on the conversation. I'm 40 now, so I have a few. The girl who liked to be choked during sex, the Marine who knocked himself out, going to Agkor Wat, drinking with the Russian military guys at the Haüfbrau Haus in Munich, China...

I've lived a pretty full life. No shortage of stories.


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does this stuff even work?
I once got my tooth knocked out by pushing my little sister on the swingset

Spoiler
true story


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Most of the best stories can't be repeated.


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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
The pass out buttsex is always a good one.
go on


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

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The story of how I ended up dancing on a stripper pole. TLDR; drink.

My extended family reunion party, ending a family photo posing next to a "Don't Jump, call the Samaritans" sign next to the cliffs of Moher.