I now know how to make your girlfriend refuse to fuck you for a month

Deesbee · January 11, 2016, 12:33:49 AM

Edit any of their pictures with lots of profanity and penis's, then send it to them and tell them that you made art. Goodbye sex

.

Luciana · January 11, 2016, 12:35:00 AM

Or just say hateful names, physical abuse, etc

make sure it's with oranges though

it won't leave a bruise and it'll show who's boss

Ushan · January 11, 2016, 12:41:21 AM

Alas, artists must suffer for their passionate endeavours.

Kiwicake · January 11, 2016, 12:58:02 AM

Why would you do such a thing

Deesbee · January 11, 2016, 12:58:50 AM

Quote from: Kiwicake on January 11, 2016, 12:58:02 AM

Why would you do such a thing

She took a picture of me after sex and drew me as a flower. I needed revenge.

A salt rifle · January 11, 2016, 02:33:46 AM

Quote from: Luciana on January 11, 2016, 12:35:00 AM

Or just say hateful names, physical abuse, etc

make sure it's with oranges though

it won't leave a bruise and it'll show who's boss

Thanks Luci(fer).

Batch · January 11, 2016, 03:07:41 AM

Quote from: Luciana on January 11, 2016, 12:35:00 AM

Or just say hateful names, physical abuse, etc

make sure it's with oranges though

it won't leave a bruise and it'll show who's boss

And leave a delicious taste!

DAS B00T x2 · January 11, 2016, 06:24:27 AM

Quote from: Luciana on January 11, 2016, 12:35:00 AM

Or just say hateful names, physical abuse, etc

make sure it's with oranges though

it won't leave a bruise and it'll show who's boss

women love domestic abuse though.

Girl of Mystery · January 11, 2016, 07:06:07 AM

Step 1: Acquire girlfriend

Onion · January 11, 2016, 08:11:28 AM

Nice subtle bragging thread m9 👍

Coomer · January 11, 2016, 08:56:23 AM

Shazam

Deesbee · January 11, 2016, 12:02:57 PM

Quote from: Onion on January 11, 2016, 08:11:28 AM

Nice subtle bragging thread m9 [emoji106]

I love bragging about not getting laid and being a dick tbh

Oh · January 11, 2016, 12:30:25 PM

by caring about it you've made sex a weapon for her to use.
now she can attempt to control your behaviour by refusing sex, enjoy that mate.

R o c k e t · January 11, 2016, 01:02:55 PM

She'll cave before then when she sees your shoes

Anonymous (User Deleted) · January 11, 2016, 01:07:53 PM

TIL girls are unfun

Spoiler

If I didn't know better, I'd have thought this was another Roman thread.

Deesbee · January 11, 2016, 01:40:05 PM

Quote from: Simseoh on January 11, 2016, 12:30:25 PM

by caring about it you've made sex a weapon for her to use.
now she can attempt to control your behaviour by refusing sex, enjoy that mate.

Sep7agon is srs business.

Jive Turkey · January 11, 2016, 01:55:04 PM

Man you make some lame ass threads, and that means something coming from me

Deesbee · January 11, 2016, 03:05:34 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on January 11, 2016, 01:55:04 PM

Man you make some lame ass threads, and that means something coming from me

haha Jive Turkey makes lame threads.

Luis · January 11, 2016, 03:07:47 PM

No one cares

Deesbee · January 11, 2016, 03:24:36 PM

Quote from: Graf on January 11, 2016, 03:07:47 PM

No one cares

You cared about to post [emoji41]

Luis · January 11, 2016, 04:13:16 PM

Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on January 11, 2016, 03:24:36 PM

Quote from: Graf on January 11, 2016, 03:07:47 PM
No one cares
You cared about to post [emoji41]

That doesnt mean i care

Turkey · January 11, 2016, 04:21:10 PM

If she can pass on banging you for a month you need to step up your game in the bedroom.

Winy · January 11, 2016, 04:23:01 PM

Quote from: One Punch Turkey on January 11, 2016, 04:21:10 PM

If she can pass on banging you for a month you need to step up your game in the bedroom.

Absolutely fucking decimated.

Pippen · January 11, 2016, 04:27:13 PM

Quote from: Kupoop on January 11, 2016, 01:07:53 PM

TIL girls are unfun

Spoiler
If I didn't know better, I'd have thought this was another Roman thread.

No, it would have gone like this if it was Roman.

Topic: I don't know if i'll be having sex for a month.

"So i've been dating this hot, curvy girl i've posted pictures of in the past, she found out I posted them and as I joke I photoshopped some dicks in it. Now she won't talk to me.

What do?"

The Lord Ruler · January 11, 2016, 04:31:42 PM

Quote from: One Punch Turkey on January 11, 2016, 04:21:10 PM

If she can pass on banging you for a month you need to step up your game in the bedroom.

Savage

Deesbee · January 11, 2016, 04:39:36 PM

Quote from: Graf on January 11, 2016, 04:13:16 PM

Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on January 11, 2016, 03:24:36 PM

Quote from: Graf on January 11, 2016, 03:07:47 PM
No one cares
You cared about to post [emoji41]
That doesnt mean i care

Way to damage control

Deesbee · January 11, 2016, 04:40:01 PM

Quote from: One Punch Turkey on January 11, 2016, 04:21:10 PM

If she can pass on banging you for a month you need to step up your game in the bedroom.

Yes because this post is super srs.

Girl of Mystery · January 11, 2016, 05:27:34 PM

Quote from: One Punch Turkey on January 11, 2016, 04:21:10 PM

If she can pass on banging you for a month you need to step up your game in the bedroom.

someone call the police!