Just bring milk Green cap.
A good way to make friends there is to go out and ask people "You want some beef m8?"I make lot of friends this way ;3
Quote from: slayingold on November 03, 2014, 12:29:08 PMA good way to make friends there is to go out and ask people "You want some beef m8?"I make lot of friends this way ;3Should you have some beef with you when you ask?
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on November 03, 2014, 12:39:41 PMQuote from: slayingold on November 03, 2014, 12:29:08 PMA good way to make friends there is to go out and ask people "You want some beef m8?"I make lot of friends this way ;3Should you have some beef with you when you ask? Yes, that makes them more docile and less likely to provoke them to attack you while your in their territory
Be Irish.They'll either be amazed or frightened.
1. Don't make eye contact with the peasantry2. Manners are always appreciated3. Wear a chainmail hauberk to prevent knife attacks4. If you ask someone a question that doesn't pertain to the weather or the time, expect to be stabbed.5. If you find yourself in a Sharia Law zone, keep your head down and run like a mad bugger to save yourself from decapitation. They don't like yanks.6. Insist that you (the USA) are responsible for singlehandedly winning both world wars at every opportunity*7. If anyone asks you if you would like a cup of tea, you have to accept. Refusal of tea tends to result in being stabbed.8. If by chance you can procure a hauberk then prepare to be sued for hurting people's feelings and for causing RSI when they repeatedly try to stab through the mail and are unable to.9. Common sense doesn't apply to laws here, you will go to jail for 20 years for downloading music and 3 years for killing 6 people.10. When it's 6bong, Hide.*This will allow you to look like a typical yank tourist and thus not be subjected to public bongarongs when you inevitably breach etiquette.
Quote from: TailBlue on November 03, 2014, 12:45:50 PMBe Irish.They'll either be amazed or frightened.Make sure you say you're in the IRA, too. They'll know what it means.
Quote from: TailBlue on November 03, 2014, 12:45:50 PMBe Irish.They'll either be amazed or frightened.How disturbingly accurate ._.
Tell people you know where Madeleine McCann is. They'll love you
Quote from: Führer on November 03, 2014, 01:15:07 PMTell people you know where Madeleine McCann is. They'll love youThey'll literally flock to you.
Don't get beheaded by Muslims
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 03, 2014, 12:47:51 PM1. Don't make eye contact with the peasantry2. Manners are always appreciated3. Wear a chainmail hauberk to prevent knife attacks4. If you ask someone a question that doesn't pertain to the weather or the time, expect to be stabbed.5. If you find yourself in a Sharia Law zone, keep your head down and run like a mad bugger to save yourself from decapitation. They don't like yanks.6. Insist that you (the USA) are responsible for singlehandedly winning both world wars at every opportunity*7. If anyone asks you if you would like a cup of tea, you have to accept. Refusal of tea tends to result in being stabbed.8. If by chance you can procure a hauberk then prepare to be sued for hurting people's feelings and for causing RSI when they repeatedly try to stab through the mail and are unable to.9. Common sense doesn't apply to laws here, you will go to jail for 20 years for downloading music and 3 years for killing 6 people.10. When it's 6bong, Hide.*This will allow you to look like a typical yank tourist and thus not be subjected to public bongarongs when you inevitably breach etiquette.Bu chainmail is ballocks fah stabby things, mi lird. 'e should bring full plate.
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 03, 2014, 01:00:22 PMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on November 03, 2014, 12:47:51 PM1. Don't make eye contact with the peasantry2. Manners are always appreciated3. Wear a chainmail hauberk to prevent knife attacks4. If you ask someone a question that doesn't pertain to the weather or the time, expect to be stabbed.5. If you find yourself in a Sharia Law zone, keep your head down and run like a mad bugger to save yourself from decapitation. They don't like yanks.6. Insist that you (the USA) are responsible for singlehandedly winning both world wars at every opportunity*7. If anyone asks you if you would like a cup of tea, you have to accept. Refusal of tea tends to result in being stabbed.8. If by chance you can procure a hauberk then prepare to be sued for hurting people's feelings and for causing RSI when they repeatedly try to stab through the mail and are unable to.9. Common sense doesn't apply to laws here, you will go to jail for 20 years for downloading music and 3 years for killing 6 people.10. When it's 6bong, Hide.*This will allow you to look like a typical yank tourist and thus not be subjected to public bongarongs when you inevitably breach etiquette.Bu chainmail is ballocks fah stabby things, mi lird. 'e should bring full plate.Yes but full plate is expensive as fuuuck <_<
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 03, 2014, 01:47:39 PMQuote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 03, 2014, 01:00:22 PMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on November 03, 2014, 12:47:51 PM1. Don't make eye contact with the peasantry2. Manners are always appreciated3. Wear a chainmail hauberk to prevent knife attacks4. If you ask someone a question that doesn't pertain to the weather or the time, expect to be stabbed.5. If you find yourself in a Sharia Law zone, keep your head down and run like a mad bugger to save yourself from decapitation. They don't like yanks.6. Insist that you (the USA) are responsible for singlehandedly winning both world wars at every opportunity*7. If anyone asks you if you would like a cup of tea, you have to accept. Refusal of tea tends to result in being stabbed.8. If by chance you can procure a hauberk then prepare to be sued for hurting people's feelings and for causing RSI when they repeatedly try to stab through the mail and are unable to.9. Common sense doesn't apply to laws here, you will go to jail for 20 years for downloading music and 3 years for killing 6 people.10. When it's 6bong, Hide.*This will allow you to look like a typical yank tourist and thus not be subjected to public bongarongs when you inevitably breach etiquette.Bu chainmail is ballocks fah stabby things, mi lird. 'e should bring full plate.Yes but full plate is expensive as fuuuck <_<Eh.
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on November 03, 2014, 01:52:16 PMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on November 03, 2014, 01:47:39 PMQuote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 03, 2014, 01:00:22 PMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on November 03, 2014, 12:47:51 PM1. Don't make eye contact with the peasantry2. Manners are always appreciated3. Wear a chainmail hauberk to prevent knife attacks4. If you ask someone a question that doesn't pertain to the weather or the time, expect to be stabbed.5. If you find yourself in a Sharia Law zone, keep your head down and run like a mad bugger to save yourself from decapitation. They don't like yanks.6. Insist that you (the USA) are responsible for singlehandedly winning both world wars at every opportunity*7. If anyone asks you if you would like a cup of tea, you have to accept. Refusal of tea tends to result in being stabbed.8. If by chance you can procure a hauberk then prepare to be sued for hurting people's feelings and for causing RSI when they repeatedly try to stab through the mail and are unable to.9. Common sense doesn't apply to laws here, you will go to jail for 20 years for downloading music and 3 years for killing 6 people.10. When it's 6bong, Hide.*This will allow you to look like a typical yank tourist and thus not be subjected to public bongarongs when you inevitably breach etiquette.Bu chainmail is ballocks fah stabby things, mi lird. 'e should bring full plate.Yes but full plate is expensive as fuuuck <_<Eh.Well I suppose that's not too bad then <.<But that's just a breastplate, if you went with full plate... that would be pricey <_<And good full plate too, not just Larp crap >.>
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on November 03, 2014, 01:54:19 PMQuote from: Assassin 11D7 on November 03, 2014, 01:52:16 PMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on November 03, 2014, 01:47:39 PMQuote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 03, 2014, 01:00:22 PMQuote from: Mr Psychologist on November 03, 2014, 12:47:51 PM1. Don't make eye contact with the peasantry2. Manners are always appreciated3. Wear a chainmail hauberk to prevent knife attacks4. If you ask someone a question that doesn't pertain to the weather or the time, expect to be stabbed.5. If you find yourself in a Sharia Law zone, keep your head down and run like a mad bugger to save yourself from decapitation. They don't like yanks.6. Insist that you (the USA) are responsible for singlehandedly winning both world wars at every opportunity*7. If anyone asks you if you would like a cup of tea, you have to accept. Refusal of tea tends to result in being stabbed.8. If by chance you can procure a hauberk then prepare to be sued for hurting people's feelings and for causing RSI when they repeatedly try to stab through the mail and are unable to.9. Common sense doesn't apply to laws here, you will go to jail for 20 years for downloading music and 3 years for killing 6 people.10. When it's 6bong, Hide.*This will allow you to look like a typical yank tourist and thus not be subjected to public bongarongs when you inevitably breach etiquette.Bu chainmail is ballocks fah stabby things, mi lird. 'e should bring full plate.Yes but full plate is expensive as fuuuck <_<Eh.Well I suppose that's not too bad then <.<But that's just a breastplate, if you went with full plate... that would be pricey <_<And good full plate too, not just Larp crap >.>Don't suck, and you don't need anything else.Yesh, full suit is expensive though.
Always carry Earl Grey Tea bags at ALL times. You never know when you get stuck in a sticky situation and need to throw teabags to distract Chavs and the Landed Gentry while you scarper.If anyone mentions London, the next sentence must, I repeat, MUST have the words "apples and pears" in it, or it is considered offensive (and you will receive a sternly worded letter within the next 2-3 working days).NEVER call the Welsh, Northern Irish or Scottish "English", unless they assert themselves as it (though that is virtually impossible). It is tantamount to dropping your pants and shitting on their shoes.Beers are "Pints", Pounds are "Quid" and Apartments are "Flats". Faggots are widely regarded as a British version of meatballs, so calm your tits if you are offered them by a Britistanian.If anyone comes up to you and asks are you American in an angry tone, deny it and say you're Canadian. It'll save you the hassle (and a stabbing), plus the added bonus of that person maybe buying you a pint.That's all for now.
I need Survival Tips for Britbongistan(UPDATED)
