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He didn't break up with her because of video games you fucking goobers it's because she was not near his standards but he still wanted companionship
He broke up with her because she didn't like stuff that mainly guys like
Nope, that's what he wants you to think. It makes him look better. You think if she looked like this

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or whatever romans real 10/10 is that he would dump her because she doesn't like star wars? Wrong buddy boyo, he would do everything in his power to try and keep her. In reality she probably looked like this

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and he needed to gtfo of there as fast as possible
Last Edit: November 02, 2015, 05:17:36 PM by Jive Turkey


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Feet first into fun!
>And didn't finish college.
I don't understand why this matters.


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He didn't break up with her because of video games you fucking goobers it's because she was not near his standards but he still wanted companionship
He broke up with her because she didn't like stuff that mainly guys like
>And didn't finish college. And had bad taste in music

>but still, missing those blowjobs

You should try experimenting with guys, dude.
Yeah, I second this.
FFS, seriously

Halo and Fallout and Battlefront time can/will be the same thing as together time. It's great.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.


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uhhh...

- korrie
oh my nonexistent god why is this back?!


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ayy lmao
You are what you eat.

This is also why we don't sleep with crazy dudes/crazy chicks.
fucking queer, stop trying to shove this shit down our throats


 
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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
Jive talking about some real shit ITT


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Lol indeed. I'm thinking of getting Fallout 4, it might help cheer me up just because I can put plenty of time into it.
It won't.

I don't know why you still haven't realized your life is extremely empty and you keep trying to fill it with material things as if it will magically make you feel better.
This. I've met people who have tried to make themselves feel whole with drugs, alcohol, friends, money, sex, and so on. It doesn't work, at the best you get temporary happiness and build yourself up to fall again.

And atheists, this is where God comes in :^)


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Lol indeed. I'm thinking of getting Fallout 4, it might help cheer me up just because I can put plenty of time into it.
It won't.

I don't know why you still haven't realized your life is extremely empty and you keep trying to fill it with material things as if it will magically make you feel better.
This. I've met people who have tried to make themselves feel whole with drugs, alcohol, friends, money, sex, and so on. It doesn't work, at the best you get temporary happiness and build yourself up to fall again.

And atheists, this is where God comes in :^)
Or...like, you know...hobbies, friends/family and healthy social outlets.

I thought those were listed.....




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>And didn't finish college.
I don't understand why this matters.
It shouldn't have, but now I am bitter and alone because I thought it did. Last night I did not feel well. It's very twisted, but I thought because I had a degree and she didn't she would stick with me no matter how I treated her. Now I miss this girl. No one I've ever dated would text me in the morning to see how I was doing. At first I wanted to see how much I could get out of her physically, now I'm wishing to hear back from her again and I feel heartbroken.


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Your love gets me so high
This thread should have been titled "All Two Easy"


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Get of my lawn
I'm disappointed in OP. He had a chance for ass-to-mouth and didn't do it


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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>And didn't finish college.
I don't understand why this matters.
It shouldn't have, but now I am bitter and alone because I thought it did. Last night I did not feel well. It's very twisted, but I thought because I had a degree and she didn't she would stick with me no matter how I treated her. Now I miss this girl. No one I've ever dated would text me in the morning to see how I was doing. At first I wanted to see how much I could get out of her physically, now I'm wishing to hear back from her again and I feel heartbroken.
God you're fucking disgusting.
I know. And every time I should take the flood's advice "don't break up with a girl over Halo 5 because it's not that good anyways" well I'm freakin bored of the game already, and now have no girl.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
praying for lock


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

👩🏽:💔
That's because you are one.