I may be forced to kill a Mocking Bird

Kernel Kraut · March 21, 2015, 02:00:33 AM

This fucker is across the street chriping away like the smug cunt he is, and its fucking Midnight.

The city is against firearm discharge in town, but this fucker may see me break the rules.

What should i do?

Dopameme · March 21, 2015, 02:09:44 AM

kill it with fire

Sigma617 · March 21, 2015, 02:21:21 AM

It occurred to me that I didn't actually know what a Mockingbird looked like before now, so I googled it.

What an unremarkable looking bird.

Not Comms Officer · March 21, 2015, 02:26:21 AM

I'll mock your bird. Then kill it.

peestil · March 21, 2015, 03:47:14 AM

Quote from: GethKhilafah on March 21, 2015, 02:26:21 AM

I'll mock your bird. Then kill it.

How much you charge big boy?

🂿 · March 21, 2015, 03:49:14 AM

Oh the irony.

Not Comms Officer · March 21, 2015, 03:49:24 AM

Quote from: peestil on March 21, 2015, 03:47:14 AM

Quote from: GethKhilafah on March 21, 2015, 02:26:21 AM
I'll mock your bird. Then kill it.
How much you charge big boy?

69 Bong money and 69 Pence.

A Cheese Potato · March 21, 2015, 03:51:04 AM

Quote from: Sigma617 on March 21, 2015, 02:21:21 AM

It occurred to me that I didn't actually know what a Mockingbird looked like before now, so I googled it.

What an unremarkable looking bird.

truly a mockery

big dog · March 21, 2015, 03:57:06 AM

Kill a bluejay instead.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · March 21, 2015, 04:08:11 AM

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Kernel Kraut · March 21, 2015, 10:53:51 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 21, 2015, 03:49:14 AM

Oh the irony.

Oh the irony wasn't lost on me.

But i honestly mean a a mockingbird

Mat Cauthon · March 21, 2015, 10:55:11 AM

Throw a molotov at it.

Turkey · March 21, 2015, 11:20:11 AM

That's a sin, OP.

Kernel Kraut · March 21, 2015, 11:45:04 AM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on March 21, 2015, 11:20:11 AM

That's a sin, OP.

It's a sin that it was keeping me awake