I Love You So Much

Ingy · April 28, 2015, 07:02:08 PM

Come here and I'll tell you why

DAS B00T x2 · April 28, 2015, 07:03:09 PM

Do I have to come?

April 28, 2015, 07:03:19 PM

Comin for you OP.

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Ásgeirr · April 28, 2015, 07:05:51 PM

Mordo · April 28, 2015, 07:13:20 PM

Imagine being Arnold in True Lies having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favourable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque" (for that is what she calls herself) "beauty," the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Luis · April 28, 2015, 07:24:18 PM

Ingy · April 28, 2015, 07:30:34 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T DAS B00T on April 28, 2015, 07:03:09 PM

Do I have to come?

YouTube

Ingy · April 28, 2015, 07:30:58 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on April 28, 2015, 07:13:20 PM

Imagine being Arnold in True Lies having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favourable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque" (for that is what she calls herself) "beauty," the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

I've masturbated to her

Ingy · April 28, 2015, 07:34:27 PM

Quote from: oss on April 28, 2015, 07:05:51 PM

<3 babe

DAS B00T x2 · April 28, 2015, 07:35:00 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on April 28, 2015, 07:30:34 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T DAS B00T on April 28, 2015, 07:03:09 PM
Do I have to come?

YouTube

SO yes?

Ingy · April 28, 2015, 07:38:31 PM

Quote from: Vien 'Vargun on April 28, 2015, 07:03:19 PM

Comin for you OP.

*covers booty*

Ingy · April 28, 2015, 07:38:52 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T DAS B00T on April 28, 2015, 07:35:00 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on April 28, 2015, 07:30:34 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T DAS B00T on April 28, 2015, 07:03:09 PM
Do I have to come?

YouTube

SO yes?

YouTube

DAS B00T x2 · April 28, 2015, 07:46:35 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on April 28, 2015, 07:38:52 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T DAS B00T on April 28, 2015, 07:35:00 PM
Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on April 28, 2015, 07:30:34 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T DAS B00T on April 28, 2015, 07:03:09 PM
Do I have to come?

YouTube

SO yes?

YouTube

YouTube

Azure · April 28, 2015, 07:47:12 PM

But I'm spoken for

Kitsune 狐 · April 28, 2015, 09:10:43 PM

Why Carl, why?

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Yu · April 29, 2015, 12:34:19 AM

I don't love you though.

Elegiac · April 29, 2015, 03:57:49 AM

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velox · April 29, 2015, 04:02:05 AM

gats · April 29, 2015, 04:02:49 AM

What are we discussing here?

Mat Cauthon · April 29, 2015, 04:13:11 AM

No thanks.

Mattie G Indahouse · April 29, 2015, 06:46:21 AM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on April 28, 2015, 07:13:20 PM

Imagine being Arnold in True Lies having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favourable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque" (for that is what she calls herself) "beauty," the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Lel.