Here's a joke for you all to ruin your reputations with.....

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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
T4R. Warning: The following joke may contain significant amounts of offensive material and/or sexually arousing properties....

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Be careful where you use this joke. You might just make people dislike you. I recommend using it online only.
Last Edit: March 10, 2015, 03:32:16 PM by Chakas


 
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I could probably get away with that, the real question is: would I want to?


 
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well I don't have a penis so it won't work, so yeah....


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Is that it? Really?

I once had my wife walk in on me fucking our daughter. I honestly don't know what surprised her the most. . . The fact that I was fucking our daughter, or that the hospital had let me keep the stillborn.


 
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Ha!


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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that was weak


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I expected something worse than that


 
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well I don't have a penis so it won't work, so yeah....
You could say:

Q: What's the hardest part of walking over a field of dead babies?

A: The dead babies get all slippery because of the huge amounts of female ejaculatory fluid that I am discharging due to my ridiculously high level of sexual arousal and subsequent constant orgasming. Because I find the dead babies sexually exciting.


 
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well I don't have a penis so it won't work, so yeah....
You could say:

Q: What's the hardest part of walking over a field of dead babies?

A: The dead babies get all slippery because of the huge amounts of female ejaculatory fluid that I am discharging due to my ridiculously high level of sexual arousal and subsequent constant orgasming. Because I find the dead babies sexually exciting.

well then

this is just not what I expected when I opened this thread
I think it's very no-nonsense.


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