I know I'm a woman but...

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... this is the truest statement ever.



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do people not understand that when someone is nice to you they want to fuck you?


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3DPD hate thread?
3DPD hate thread.


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do people not understand that when someone is nice to you they want to fuck you?
Hi Joce. How was your day?


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3DPD hate thread?
3DPD hate thread.


What's a 3DPD...? :/ I are n00b <3


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do people not understand that when someone is nice to you they want to fuck you?
Hi Joce. How was your day?



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3DPD hate thread?
3DPD hate thread.


What's a 3DPD...? :/ I are n00b <3
3D Pig Disgusting


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
That's why it works for my bff, she's straight and I'm not.
Not to say we haven't thought about it.


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If you know, you know.
Its not about being nice - its about being attractive to someone. You can't suddenly become attractive to someone just by being nice to them.

Pro-tip: make your intensions obvious RIGHT AWAY. Holding the door and other such things are beta acts - unless you slap her butt as she walks though the door you're holding.
Last Edit: May 24, 2015, 02:10:23 PM by FatherlyNick


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Toys are hereby declared:
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No kidding!               🅱
Its not about being nice - its about being attractive to someone. You can't suddenly become attractive to someone just by being nice to them.
Because you know I'm all about that face


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Its not about being nice - its about being attractive to someone. You can't suddenly become attractive to someone just by being nice to them.
Because you know I'm all about that face
facefuck.


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Its not about being nice - its about being attractive to someone. You can't suddenly become attractive to someone just by being nice to them.
Because you know I'm all about that face
facefuck.
If that's what you're into, that's fine with me


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If you know, you know.
Its not about being nice - its about being attractive to someone. You can't suddenly become attractive to someone just by being nice to them.
Because you know I'm all about that face
You look like a guy I used to know from school.
Your name isn't Vlad, is it?


 
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instructions not clear... I posted a pelican



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instructions not clear... I posted a pelican



"The downfall of Elegiac - the day when he did not post a fox."


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doesnt this have a perfect reverse correlation with the opposite thing? nice guys dont get laid because theyre ugly and self-entitled; dickwads get laid because theyre gorgeous and seem aloof, making them hotter


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Everyone knows the friendzone is a misogynistic tool of the patriarchy.


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doesnt this have a perfect reverse correlation with the opposite thing? nice guys dont get laid because theyre ugly and self-entitled; dickwads get laid because theyre gorgeous and seem aloof, making them hotter
Okay, I'll lay it out

1) Don't be ugly [not necessarily hot]
2) Be confident. Don't be afraid to give ANYONE shit if they deserve it.
3) Do not display thirst. Its not all about the pussy.
4) Do not cancel all plans just to help her out with homework. Don't be afraid to turn her down when you genuinely have other plans.
5) Having just vidya to talk about is just not k. Have a backup hobby even if its just as boring as your furniture at home.
6) Dirty jokes are go. Keep them funny - not creepy.
7) If you can impress - do it, but don't be a beta about it.


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Toys are hereby declared:
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 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Its not about being nice - its about being attractive to someone. You can't suddenly become attractive to someone just by being nice to them.
Because you know I'm all about that face
You look like a guy I used to know from school.
Your name isn't Vlad, is it?
If you knew me in skool, you'd know me as Casper.
But nuh


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doesnt this have a perfect reverse correlation with the opposite thing? nice guys dont get laid because theyre ugly and self-entitled; dickwads get laid because theyre gorgeous and seem aloof, making them hotter
Okay, I'll lay it out

1) Don't be ugly [not necessarily hot]
2) Be confident. Don't be afraid to give ANYONE shit if they deserve it.
3) Do not display thirst. Its not all about the pussy.
4) Do not cancel all plans just to help her out with homework. Don't be afraid to turn her down when you genuinely have other plans.
5) Having just vidya to talk about is just not k. Have a backup hobby even if its just as boring as your furniture at home.
6) Dirty jokes are go. Keep them funny - not creepy.
7) If you can impress - do it, but don't be a beta about it.
i didnt want or need your help but ooooooooooook


 
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instructions not clear... I posted a pelican



"The downfall of Elegiac - the day when he did not post a fox."
I like to dust off the pelican occasionally.. I could swear I have more somewhere. Velox made them a while back.


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This thread hit rock bottom fast.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
... this is the truest statement ever.



Girls seems kinda backwards in their thinking >.>


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Toys are hereby declared:
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placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
... this is the truest statement ever.



Girls seems kinda backwards in their thinking >.>
No kidding.
They'd rather stay mad at someone for something stupid than just get over it.


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Its not about being nice - its about being attractive to someone. You can't suddenly become attractive to someone just by being nice to them.

Pro-tip: make your intensions obvious RIGHT AWAY. Holding the door and other such things are beta acts - unless you slap her butt as she walks though the door you're holding.

Honesty is key to a successful long term relationship.

instructions not clear... I posted a pelican

Your Pelican is going to give someone a seizure....

doesnt this have a perfect reverse correlation with the opposite thing? nice guys dont get laid because theyre ugly and self-entitled; dickwads get laid because theyre gorgeous and seem aloof, making them hotter

This statement right here! Such truth! Much impress!

... this is the truest statement ever.



Girls seems kinda backwards in their thinking >.>
No kidding.
They'd rather stay mad at someone for something stupid than just get over it.

I mean I agree with it because I finally said "yes" to the good guy.


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I mean I agree with it because I finally said "yes" to the good guy.
Poor guy.