I knew it was bad, but dude...

Word Wizard · February 12, 2015, 06:36:34 PM

I can't shove my fist into your college degree
E=MC^Vagina
WHAT
Vagina
GENI-TAIL-YUH

Luciana · February 12, 2015, 06:37:24 PM

The people in the United Kingdom are sex depraved it seems.

BrenMan 94 · February 12, 2015, 06:40:59 PM

My mom has this book.

brb emancipating myself.

Jono · February 12, 2015, 09:06:09 PM

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I'm going to fuck you now, Miss Steele

Jim · February 12, 2015, 09:08:28 PM

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Nexus · February 12, 2015, 09:11:33 PM

Is that from your mother's book collection?

Jim · February 12, 2015, 09:13:20 PM

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Nexus · February 12, 2015, 09:14:15 PM

Quote from: Jimpressions on February 12, 2015, 09:13:20 PM

Quote from: Nexus on February 12, 2015, 09:11:33 PM
Is that from your mother's book collection?
I found it on your sister's nightstand

Uh, calling the cops you home invader.

Erives · February 12, 2015, 09:14:34 PM

Quote from: challengerX on February 12, 2015, 06:04:00 PM

Quote from: Crescent on February 12, 2015, 06:02:44 PM
Sex sells huh...
I'm going to slowly insert myself into your sex until you acclimatize, baby.

Make that a meme.

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Chakas · February 12, 2015, 09:25:52 PM

Stawp. My penis can't take this.

Elegiac · February 12, 2015, 09:30:50 PM

Wow, that really is bad.

Lol. Tru doesn't understand.

Epsira · February 12, 2015, 09:31:31 PM

Casper · February 12, 2015, 10:29:05 PM

Now this. This is what I want.

Epsira · February 12, 2015, 10:30:13 PM

Quote from: Casper on February 12, 2015, 10:29:05 PM

Now this. This is what I want.

._.

Doctor Doom · February 12, 2015, 10:31:13 PM

I'm going to move, baby.

Grapes · February 12, 2015, 11:01:46 PM

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The head of his erection at the entrance of my sex

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Jester · February 13, 2015, 01:10:27 AM

I'm going to rip through your virginity

R o c k e t · February 13, 2015, 01:14:07 AM

Quote from: Orion on February 12, 2015, 05:59:29 PM

I'm going to stick my sex into the entrance of your sex then we're going to have sex

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baby.

Is that "50 shades of Grey: Censored Edition"?

big sponge · February 13, 2015, 01:26:03 AM

Thanks for reminding just how awkward and downright awful that book is.

Remember that thing started off as a Twilight fanfiction.

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Azure · February 13, 2015, 01:30:16 AM

This totally turns me on...

You guys just don't understand swift poetry, obviously.

A Cheese Potato · February 13, 2015, 01:34:08 AM

I can't not read it in Gilbert Gottfried's voice

R o c k e t · February 13, 2015, 01:37:22 AM

Quote from: Azure on February 13, 2015, 01:30:16 AM

This totally turns me on...

You guys just don't understand swift poetry, obviously.

yeah, we really don't

Spoiler

big sponge · February 13, 2015, 01:39:22 AM

Quote from: Azure on February 13, 2015, 01:30:16 AM

This totally turns me on...

You guys just don't understand swift poetry, obviously.

Narrated by the voice of an angel.

YouTube

Azure · February 13, 2015, 01:39:48 AM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on February 13, 2015, 01:37:22 AM

Quote from: Azure on February 13, 2015, 01:30:16 AM
This totally turns me on...

You guys just don't understand swift poetry, obviously.

yeah, we really don't
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Now read it in Morgan Freeman's voice.