I keep stalling my fucking car

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
So I'm in the car with my instructor. Fuckin', clutch in, into first and fucking take off.

In my car, no; God fucking forbid. Fuckin', clutch in, into first, apply some gas, lift up and fucking BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-dead

Car fucking has an epileptic fit and then dies. And I got my mother next to me going "All right that's enough gas, off the clutch- YOU'RE NOT USING ENOUGH GAS, FUCKING PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN!"

Fuck me. Fuck my car.

 
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I stall my automatic. Get on my level.

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 26, 2014, 01:49:17 PM
I stall my automatic. Get on my level.

Fucking lol

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 26, 2014, 01:49:17 PM
I stall my automatic. Get on my level.

Fucking hue. I stall my bike, get on my level.

 
 
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Quote from: I_IRONMAN_I on August 26, 2014, 02:00:14 PM
Fucking hue. I stall my bike, get on my level.

I stall my feet

 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on August 26, 2014, 02:01:42 PM
I stall my feet

I stall when I try to shit.

 
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Quote from: I_IRONMAN_I on August 26, 2014, 02:06:53 PM
I stall when I try to shit.

I stall when I walk up the stairs

 
 
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You need to find the biting point.

Driving is easy.

 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on August 26, 2014, 02:07:37 PM
I stall when I walk up the stairs

I stall walking down the stairs

 
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Quote from: Luke on August 26, 2014, 02:11:38 PM
You need to find the biting point.

Driving is easy.
But then you realize...
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
I think I'm dyslexic or something because I read the title as "I keep fucking my stalling car"


edit// relation to posts in thread is coincidental.
Last Edit: August 26, 2014, 04:00:34 PM by Nuka