Like at work, I saw this girl hand in her resumé that I'd pass on, I looked at it inside while walking and thought "If I wanted to, I could use the information listed on here to murder her safely",  but I was too into the paper and stumbled on something. Instead of thinking something normal like "ouch" or "fuck" I kept having thoughts like "If gravity would've been deactivated for a moment this wouldn't have happened." or "If there was no friction or gravity on stairs, could you slide up on them?", "What the fuck did I ever do to deserve stumbling, I haven't stumbled in 3 months, why now?" It didn't even hurt, it was just embarrassing 'cause I know the cameras picked up on it and I just can't help but imagine my coworkers rewinding the tape and laughing.

Weird thoughts... but anyway, how's your gay been?

Oh my day? Fun thing  happened if you're the ice cream man (I am). So today is the day the ice truck man took back his ice cream team freezer, so the ice creams inside were up for grabs for us the workers, but I'm the only one there atm 'cause you work alone which gets lonely but that's besides the point. Some kids come in and buy ice cream, I scold them a bit and they walk off with their cold ones, but I tell the kids I tell them "Hey wait, wait up, you there wait." But they're fucking deaf for being so young which doesn't make sense since kids ought to have the best hearing. So I desperately say "Hey you kids" and this last kid turns around, and I tell him, "Hey kid, wait up, I'll show you something good. You'll like it, I'll just deal with this old man.".

So I deal with the old man, and then I tell the kid that looks kind of like a blone Stranger Things main kid and his one friend that looks like a better looking goofy guy with the crooked teeth, that I can give them a Ben and fucking Jerry's ice cream for free. Not those small ones either, the big ones. I ask them which flavour they want I ask them "Chocolate, pb and cookies, or Funky Monkey?" and they both say Funky Monkey in unison like that's the hottest ice cream out there- how these kids know about these vegan ice creams is beyond me.

So instead of thanking me by showing a lot of gratitude, or becoming kind of silent 'cause they're kids who don't know how to properly thank someone- I'm used to it being so kind to kids and all - they fucking bolt after saying thanks. Kids gave off the Stranger Thing's vibe a little with their hoodlum gang, so I had to give emm one for free.



Oh how was yesterday? My fucking ear got destroyed. Left ear has gotten fucked by the pressure in my headphones. I'm just waiting for it to recover.

Quote from: MarKhan on August 22, 2017, 01:10:41 PM

Quote from: CalmDesty on August 22, 2017, 01:00:05 PM

Weird thoughts... but anyway, how's your gay been?

My gay been good, I'm feeding him with bananas and allow to play him League of Legends sometimes, he always picks Tryndamere for some reason.

I laughed a bit harder than I should have.

That's MR Markhan to you, Halo

Markhan, stop hogging all the glory.

Dude, what the fuck is this thread?

am I pretty