I just thought of a really funny joke

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If someone's name was gurt, then everyone someone said yogurt they would be saying yo to gurt every time XD

 
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Wow, you should be a comedian.

 
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Why did the potato farmer go broke?

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He wasn't reaping the fruits of his labour

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Pendulate on June 03, 2015, 07:09:50 AM
Why did the potato farmer go broke?

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He wasn't reaping the fruits of his labour
Nah son, it's because he was Irish.

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Buzzkill.

 
 
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fuck you
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
yeah you should kill yourself

 
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✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: I love this song so much omg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVmJg2gPobs
β˜…βœ© entered chat.
β˜…βœ©: hi..
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: hi
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVmJg2gPobs
β˜…βœ©: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pF-fq1dJL0
β˜…βœ©: . . .
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: I'm a bump some freaky ship in this hood thang my yo yo
β˜…βœ©: not really that type of music..
β˜…βœ©: i hate rap...
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: party hard!!!!!
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: unc unc unc unc unc unc
β˜…βœ©: i dont feel like... partying...
β˜…βœ©: more like dying..
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: :O
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: there's an akon song you would enjoy then
β˜…βœ©: i dont like rap..
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: yo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb2JeLa_k9A
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: it's about feeling like dying tho
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: we bumpin in this hood yo
β˜…βœ©: thats not akon thats lil wayne.
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: yeah I forgot lol
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: it's been years yo this is some retro ship
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: you should like it though, because it's about feeling like dying
β˜…βœ©: your not fucking helping..
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: :(
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: sorry, sometimes when I am sad I put on a sad snog.
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: song*
β˜…βœ©: i think you dont understand. im fed up. im tired to the point i want to cut myself. if only i knew were the razor was... -_-
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: oh
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: I'm sorry to hear that
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: I really hate myself too sometimes, I am in a really good mood right now for some reason. I don't wanna end up hurting your feelings or something, I am sorry if I said something annoying.
β˜…βœ©: its fine. you dont know whats happening in my life..
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: I sure don't.
β˜…βœ©: just dont make my life more miserable than it already is.
✿ Daisy πŸ‘Œ: I wasn't?
β˜…βœ©: im just saying not to.
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Quote from: Pendulate on June 03, 2015, 07:13:04 AM
Buzzkill.
it was better than your punchline though

 
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omg u guise you can type your password and it automatically censors ******* see? try it yourself :D haha lol

 
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Quote from: Zonda on June 03, 2015, 09:22:34 AM
omg u guise you can type your password and it automatically censors ******* see? try it yourself :D haha lol
*******

lol nice one Cheat
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.