i identify as an Apache

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 24, 2014, 06:42:36 PM

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Flee · October 24, 2014, 06:43:41 PM

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Korra · October 24, 2014, 06:43:53 PM

Isara · October 24, 2014, 06:44:35 PM

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 24, 2014, 06:44:49 PM

Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 24, 2014, 06:43:53 PM

that tank must be mid-transformation

Mat Cauthon · October 24, 2014, 06:45:00 PM

I will shoot you down.

YouTube

Korra · October 24, 2014, 06:45:07 PM

Quote from: Ryle on October 24, 2014, 06:44:49 PM

Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 24, 2014, 06:43:53 PM

that tank must be mid-transformation

Nope. Its a hybrid.

🂿 · October 24, 2014, 06:46:19 PM

Quote from: Isara on October 24, 2014, 06:44:35 PM

This gif pretty much sums up my reaction as well.

🂿 · October 24, 2014, 06:47:10 PM

Also, fuck Apache. That guy was a complete fucknut.

DAS B00T x2 · October 24, 2014, 06:47:45 PM

Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 24, 2014, 06:43:53 PM

I.... that.... it.... THERE'S GUNS BLOCKING THE ENGINE INTAKE!

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 24, 2014, 06:47:53 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 06:47:10 PM

Also, frack Apache. That guy was a complete fracknut.

bigoted shitlord

Korra · October 24, 2014, 06:48:38 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 24, 2014, 06:47:45 PM

Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 24, 2014, 06:43:53 PM

I.... that.... it.... THERE'S GUNS BLOCKING THE ENGINE INTAKE!

Your lack of faith disturbs me.

🂿 · October 24, 2014, 06:50:03 PM

Quote from: Ryle on October 24, 2014, 06:47:53 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 06:47:10 PM
Also, frack Apache. That guy was a complete fracknut.
bigoted shitlord

Oh yeah that's right. You never heard of the user Apache huh?

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · October 24, 2014, 06:52:14 PM

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 24, 2014, 06:52:57 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 06:50:03 PM

Quote from: Ryle on October 24, 2014, 06:47:53 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 06:47:10 PM
Also, frack Apache. That guy was a complete fracknut.
bigoted shitlord

Oh yeah that's right. You never heard of the user Apache huh?

i have I'm just messing around

Korra · October 24, 2014, 06:53:02 PM

OP, this offends me. I am actual Apache. Mods pls ban

Spoiler

not serious by the way

🂿 · October 24, 2014, 06:54:56 PM

Quote from: Ryle on October 24, 2014, 06:52:57 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 06:50:03 PM
Quote from: Ryle on October 24, 2014, 06:47:53 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 06:47:10 PM
Also, frack Apache. That guy was a complete fracknut.
bigoted shitlord

Oh yeah that's right. You never heard of the user Apache huh?
i have I'm just messing around

O rly?

Has he harassed you to or are you just fucking with me here?

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 24, 2014, 06:55:21 PM

Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 24, 2014, 06:53:02 PM

OP, this offends me. I am actual Apache. Mods pls ban

Spoiler
not serious by the way

pretty sure you're serious about being a helicopter

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 24, 2014, 06:55:49 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 06:54:56 PM

Quote from: Ryle on October 24, 2014, 06:52:57 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 06:50:03 PM
Quote from: Ryle on October 24, 2014, 06:47:53 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 06:47:10 PM
Also, frack Apache. That guy was a complete fracknut.
bigoted shitlord

Oh yeah that's right. You never heard of the user Apache huh?
i have I'm just messing around

O rly?

Has he harassed you to or are you just fracking with me here?

harassing ryle is not possible

Korra · October 24, 2014, 06:56:45 PM

Quote from: Ryle on October 24, 2014, 06:55:21 PM

Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 24, 2014, 06:53:02 PM
OP, this offends me. I am actual Apache. Mods pls ban

Spoiler
not serious by the way
pretty sure you're serious about being a helicopter

injun m8

Yu · October 24, 2014, 06:58:33 PM

Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 24, 2014, 06:53:02 PM

OP, this offends me. I am actual Apache. Mods pls ban

Spoiler
not serious by the way

*bans Korra*

Korra · October 24, 2014, 06:58:53 PM

Quote from: Yutaka on October 24, 2014, 06:58:33 PM

Quote from: Wonder Korra on October 24, 2014, 06:53:02 PM
OP, this offends me. I am actual Apache. Mods pls ban

Spoiler
not serious by the way
*bans Korra*

:I

Kinder Graham · October 24, 2014, 07:05:06 PM

🂿 · October 24, 2014, 07:07:26 PM

Quote from: Ryle on October 24, 2014, 06:55:49 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 06:54:56 PM
Quote from: Ryle on October 24, 2014, 06:52:57 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 06:50:03 PM
Quote from: Ryle on October 24, 2014, 06:47:53 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on October 24, 2014, 06:47:10 PM
Also, frack Apache. That guy was a complete fracknut.
bigoted shitlord

Oh yeah that's right. You never heard of the user Apache huh?
i have I'm just messing around

O rly?

Has he harassed you to or are you just fracking with me here?
harassing ryle is not possible

Mattie G Indahouse · October 24, 2014, 07:10:01 PM

Here comes Ryle second time today. Everybody scatters and hopes it goes away. How many kids has it murdered? Only God can say. If I had a rocket launcher...If I had a rocket launcher...That son of a bitch would die.

Coco · October 24, 2014, 07:11:39 PM

What does that make your pronouns?

i am karjala takaisin · October 24, 2014, 07:14:42 PM

Quote from: Cocos on October 24, 2014, 07:11:39 PM

What does that make your pronouns?

he for helicopter

duh