I have an interview for my first proper job tomorrow >.> [Update]

 
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Are you working at Tesco?
Thankfully no, Waitrose or Sainsburys I could tolerate but the mongs that traipse around Tesco make me want to puke.
Tesco actually pay you decently for shelf stacking
Probably for putting up with their customers <_<
Probably
"excuse me do you know where the frozen isle is?"
It's not like there isn't big fuck off signs above the isles or anything.
But the old people never look up.
Fuck old people
ew
what the fuck


 
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Are you working at Tesco?
Thankfully no, Waitrose or Sainsburys I could tolerate but the mongs that traipse around Tesco make me want to puke.
Tesco actually pay you decently for shelf stacking
Probably for putting up with their customers <_<
Probably
"excuse me do you know where the frozen isle is?"
It's not like there isn't big fuck off signs above the isles or anything.
But the old people never look up.
Fuck old people
Calm down Jim.


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Are you working at Tesco?
Thankfully no, Waitrose or Sainsburys I could tolerate but the mongs that traipse around Tesco make me want to puke.
Tesco actually pay you decently for shelf stacking
Probably for putting up with their customers <_<
Probably
"excuse me do you know where the frozen isle is?"
It's not like there isn't big fuck off signs above the isles or anything.
But the old people never look up.
Fuck old people
ew
what the fuck
Not like that you sicko


 
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fuck you
Are you working at Tesco?
Thankfully no, Waitrose or Sainsburys I could tolerate but the mongs that traipse around Tesco make me want to puke.
Tesco actually pay you decently for shelf stacking
Probably for putting up with their customers <_<
Probably
"excuse me do you know where the frozen isle is?"
It's not like there isn't big fuck off signs above the isles or anything.
But the old people never look up.
Fuck old people
ew
what the fuck
Not like that you sicko


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ITT: a bunch of bong references no one understands
Unfortunately I know what they're saying.
You have become bong.
Dental care is no longer an option for you.


 
 
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Tell them you name is Lennie Small and you like small furry animals.

And da alfalfa and da wabbits and da-


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And da alfalfa and da wabbits and da-


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Sick humour, no respect.
Shit I'm vitamin D deficient and Calcium deficient. Am I going to end up like you? I've had lots of vitamin D since I've been out every day in Florida but calcium is a problem still.


 
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Shit I'm vitamin D deficient and Calcium deficient. Am I going to end up like you? I've had lots of vitamin D since I've been out every day in Florida but calcium is a problem still.
drink your fucking milk


 
 
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Shit I'm vitamin D deficient and Calcium deficient. Am I going to end up like you? I've had lots of vitamin D since I've been out every day in Florida but calcium is a problem still.
Depends, if you end up not being able to walk outside for the best part of two years you might end up like me <.<

If you get some sun every day and drink a glass of milk, that should keep you fine. I was under the 'doctor going "bloooooody hell" tier' compared to most who have a minor deficiency >.> So you'd have to be really buggered to end up half crippled like past-me lol.


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Depends, if you end up not being able to walk outside for the best part of two years you might end up like me <.<

If you get some sun every day and drink a glass of milk, that should keep you fine. I was under the 'doctor going "bloooooody hell" tier' compared to most who have a minor deficiency >.> So you'd have to be really buggered to end up half crippled like past-me lol.
I do neither of those.


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Shit I'm vitamin D deficient and Calcium deficient. Am I going to end up like you? I've had lots of vitamin D since I've been out every day in Florida but calcium is a problem still.
Depends, if you end up not being able to walk outside for the best part of two years you might end up like me <.<

If you get some sun every day and drink a glass of milk, that should keep you fine. I was under the 'doctor going "bloooooody hell" tier' compared to most who have a minor deficiency >.> So you'd have to be really buggered to end up half crippled like past-me lol.
Did you never go outside or something?


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Depends, if you end up not being able to walk outside for the best part of two years you might end up like me <.<

If you get some sun every day and drink a glass of milk, that should keep you fine. I was under the 'doctor going "bloooooody hell" tier' compared to most who have a minor deficiency >.> So you'd have to be really buggered to end up half crippled like past-me lol.
I do neither of those.
don't worry, cereal counts.

Speaking of cereal, I am going to have some right now. It's 16:33, but I will go- I will go and get some cereal.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
I would actually mention you're a mod for a popular website (NEVER MENTION THE ACTUAL PLACE THOUGH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!).

Shows responsibility, able to talk to a variety of arseholes people and ability to diffuse somewhat tight situations.

E.g. Some crazy shopper verbally abusing you because of the price of Tetley Tea or something, when you have literally fuck-all to do with the pricing.
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Sick humour, no respect.

I would actually mention you're a mod for a popular website (NEVER MENTION THE ACTUAL PLACE THOUGH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!).

Shows, responsibility, able to talk to a variety of arseholes people and ability to diffuse somewhat tight situations.

E.g. Some crazy shopper verbally abusing you because of the price of Tetley Tea or something, when you have literally fuck-all to do with the pricing.
theyll probably ask for information on which site. That way they can check his activity and posts.


 
 
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I would actually mention you're a mod for a popular website (NEVER MENTION THE ACTUAL PLACE THOUGH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!).

Shows responsibility, able to talk to a variety of arseholes people and ability to diffuse somewhat tight situations.

E.g. Some crazy shopper verbally abusing you because of the price of Tetley Tea or something, when you have literally fuck-all to do with the pricing.
I kind of already have a bit too much of the corpse that lives in a library thing going on so I don't think I'd bring it up. Unless I can lie about having some sort of a social life etc <.<


 
 
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Shit I'm vitamin D deficient and Calcium deficient. Am I going to end up like you? I've had lots of vitamin D since I've been out every day in Florida but calcium is a problem still.
Depends, if you end up not being able to walk outside for the best part of two years you might end up like me <.<

If you get some sun every day and drink a glass of milk, that should keep you fine. I was under the 'doctor going "bloooooody hell" tier' compared to most who have a minor deficiency >.> So you'd have to be really buggered to end up half crippled like past-me lol.
Did you never go outside or something?
Pretty much

Two badly ingrown toenails = blood whenever I walked, add depression/anxiety to that and it's easy enough to see why I sat inside and rotted away for a while. Got it all sorted now, hence I'm no longer a degenerating miserable old man at the age of 19. Lol.


 
 
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Depends, if you end up not being able to walk outside for the best part of two years you might end up like me <.<

If you get some sun every day and drink a glass of milk, that should keep you fine. I was under the 'doctor going "bloooooody hell" tier' compared to most who have a minor deficiency >.> So you'd have to be really buggered to end up half crippled like past-me lol.
I do neither of those.
I would recommend you try to do one or the other then <.<


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I would actually mention you're a mod for a popular website (NEVER MENTION THE ACTUAL PLACE THOUGH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!).

Shows responsibility, able to talk to a variety of arseholes people and ability to diffuse somewhat tight situations.

E.g. Some crazy shopper verbally abusing you because of the price of Tetley Tea or something, when you have literally fuck-all to do with the pricing.
I kind of already have a bit too much of the corpse that lives in a library thing going on so I don't think I'd bring it up. Unless I can lie about having some sort of a social life etc <.<

Tell them you're part of a cult, they won't ask questions and that sorts out the whole social life thing.


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Sick humour, no respect.

Shit I'm vitamin D deficient and Calcium deficient. Am I going to end up like you? I've had lots of vitamin D since I've been out every day in Florida but calcium is a problem still.
Depends, if you end up not being able to walk outside for the best part of two years you might end up like me <.<

If you get some sun every day and drink a glass of milk, that should keep you fine. I was under the 'doctor going "bloooooody hell" tier' compared to most who have a minor deficiency >.> So you'd have to be really buggered to end up half crippled like past-me lol.
Did you never go outside or something?
Pretty much

Two badly ingrown toenails = blood whenever I walked, add depression/anxiety to that and it's easy enough to see why I sat inside and rotted away for a while. Got it all sorted now, hence I'm no longer a degenerating miserable old man at the age of 19. Lol.
youre 19? You sound so much older than me. If never guess you'd have been my age.


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Welcome to the abyss, brother. Enjoy a life of shattered ambitions, deprived hope and -10% discount.


 
 
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Shit I'm vitamin D deficient and Calcium deficient. Am I going to end up like you? I've had lots of vitamin D since I've been out every day in Florida but calcium is a problem still.
Depends, if you end up not being able to walk outside for the best part of two years you might end up like me <.<

If you get some sun every day and drink a glass of milk, that should keep you fine. I was under the 'doctor going "bloooooody hell" tier' compared to most who have a minor deficiency >.> So you'd have to be really buggered to end up half crippled like past-me lol.
Did you never go outside or something?
Pretty much

Two badly ingrown toenails = blood whenever I walked, add depression/anxiety to that and it's easy enough to see why I sat inside and rotted away for a while. Got it all sorted now, hence I'm no longer a degenerating miserable old man at the age of 19. Lol.
youre 19? You sound so much older than me. If never guess you'd have been my age.
Almost 20, just two months away but yeah >.>


 
 
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Worked in retail for almost 4 years now.

Welcome to the abyss, brother. Enjoy a life of shattered ambitions, deprived hope and -10% discount.
Well with a bit of luck I should be able to move to a more relevant job in 6 months or so, maybe a year it depends <.<

I have to prioritise relevant work experience for the doctorate later on, but yeah I'm sure there are plenty of things to look forwards to in retail ;_;


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Lie about how you have great people skills (unless you really do have great people skills then well it's not a lie)