What if we made an edible rubber band that you put around a sandwich to hold all the shit in???

We can just eat right through it and it prevents it from falling apart

FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT

Choking hazard. Good luck with all the lawsuits.

But it would be considered a food item so it wouldn't be marked as a choking hazard

thats the most retarded idea ive ever heard

Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on July 18, 2015, 02:24:40 PM

Choking hazard. Good luck with all the lawsuits.

But it would be considered a food item so it wouldn't be marked as a choking hazard

You can still choke on food

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on July 18, 2015, 02:28:40 PM

Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on July 18, 2015, 02:24:40 PM

Choking hazard. Good luck with all the lawsuits.

But it would be considered a food item so it wouldn't be marked as a choking hazard

You can still choke on food

Acceptable risk

Quote from: SHAWN BEEN on July 18, 2015, 02:24:40 PM

Choking hazard. Good luck with all the lawsuits.

not if you make it from a material which dissolves when it comes into contact with water

not if you KILL YOURSELF

Just make an edible deli toothpick so I don't have to scratch my throat every time I swallow one.

Just make an edible deli toothpick so I don't have to scratch my throat every time I swallow one.

But if it's a toothpick, it would still have to be sharp and still scratch your throat if you swallow it

FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT

Quote from: Vien on July 18, 2015, 03:58:18 PM

Or you could like use seaweed.
It has a better taste than lettuce as well. At that point you can just make a wrap.

But you're not suppose to taste anything

It just holds the sandwich together

IT'S A GOOD IDEA

You're acting like seaweed has a powerful taste.

Cutting it in half helps it from falling apart

Jesus Christ what's next

Are you going to blow up a hospital?