Quote from: PSU on May 08, 2016, 10:51:21 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 08, 2016, 10:01:32 PMAlso, would you clowns rather be Roman now with an injured manhood or me?Roman easily. Don't let these guys get you down Roman. They're 100% jealous that you actually have the balls to pull chicks while they sit in their parents basements and jerkoff to anime porn and considering talking to a female store clerk an accomplishment.Fucking lol. I don't even watch anime to begin with. And no I don't consider talking to a girl to be an accomplishment at all.Also, have fun with that injured dick.
Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 08, 2016, 10:01:32 PMAlso, would you clowns rather be Roman now with an injured manhood or me?Roman easily. Don't let these guys get you down Roman. They're 100% jealous that you actually have the balls to pull chicks while they sit in their parents basements and jerkoff to anime porn and considering talking to a female store clerk an accomplishment.
Also, would you clowns rather be Roman now with an injured manhood or me?
Quote from: Decimator Omega on May 08, 2016, 11:15:16 PMQuote from: PSU on May 08, 2016, 10:51:21 PMQuote from: Decimator Omega on May 08, 2016, 10:01:32 PMAlso, would you clowns rather be Roman now with an injured manhood or me?Roman easily. Don't let these guys get you down Roman. They're 100% jealous that you actually have the balls to pull chicks while they sit in their parents basements and jerkoff to anime porn and considering talking to a female store clerk an accomplishment.Fucking lol. I don't even watch anime to begin with. And no I don't consider talking to a girl to be an accomplishment at all.Also, have fun with that injured dick.Boooo. I can't even imagine laughing at another mans dick being injured. You people in here should be fucking ashamed.
And all you can do is make fun of me instead of trying to help.
I hacked my dick off with a kukri once, but I was only being ironic.
If i remember right from waaaaaaaaaaaaay back when on B.net, Wyld tore his frenulum twice and it's relatively okay now.
Quote from: Kits on May 08, 2016, 08:17:56 PM I also remember how much girls make fun of guys who were un-cut. Maybe that's me being shallow, or maybe that's just me not wanting my child to be subject to bullying.Shallow, on a wider appealing-to-the-majority scale.And back to Roman, WHY ARE YOU RETREATING FROM YOUR SUPPOSED "ONLY" ROUTE OUT OF A SHIT LIFE IF YOU ONLY HAVE A MINOR INJURY. IT'S ON PAR WITH A CUT TO YOUR HAND YOU DAFT BASTARD.YouTube
I also remember how much girls make fun of guys who were un-cut. Maybe that's me being shallow, or maybe that's just me not wanting my child to be subject to bullying.
All I can say is, shit happens. At least you now have a pretty horrific, but very interesting story to tell though."I bled from my dick and survived."
Go see a urologist. A torn frenulum will likely heal on its own yet be weaker for the future. If it keeps tearing, you can get a frenuloplasty to remove it. Never had it myself, thankfully, but I doubt it's the disaster you're making it out to be.
Quote from: Saint Endies on May 07, 2016, 07:48:58 PMI thought this was going to be a story about how you almost died from getting squished by one of the fat girlsFUCKING RIP
I thought this was going to be a story about how you almost died from getting squished by one of the fat girls
Quote from: THE BOAT ecks two on May 07, 2016, 07:44:08 PMIf i remember right from waaaaaaaaaaaaay back when on B.net, Wyld tore his frenulum twice and it's relatively okay now.What ever happened to Wyld Fyre? I miss him, he was the best.
My penis is more important than graduate school
I've only had sex once, so need to make sure it is fine to eventually do it again.