NSFW I had the worst night of my life Thursday night

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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

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πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

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And I had to quit graduate school,
Your whole career is ruined.


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Dank memes coming through.
Deja vu


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this is why cut>uncut

get fucked wormdicks :^)


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So there are frenulum piercings that guys get so it's not the end of the world. Your dick isnt mutilated it just looks like that for now. It will heal and be okay. Go to a urologist like you said. Also why did you drop out of graduate school? I really hope it wasn't because of this.

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Yes it was because of this. I can't concentrate on classes in two weeks when there's a problem with my most sensitive area that may need surgeries to be normal again.


 
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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?
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I really wish I was making this up. And I had a bad feeling about it before she even came over.

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She was giving me oral on top of me. I got a little too excited and tried rubbing my dick between her with her bra still on...I'm such an idiot. My foreskin that attaches to the head got caught on her bra and ripped....and got seperated. A lot of blood. I almost fainted.

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All because I wanted sex as soon as possible, with someone who was basically a stranger.

This is concrete evidence to why it ironically makes me never take you seriously.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
If i remember right from waaaaaaaaaaaaay back when on B.net, Wyld tore his frenulum twice and it's relatively okay now.
What did he do the first and second time?
Oh you know, just usually hypersexual fox furry stuff. Pawed off a little too hard.


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this is why cut>uncut

get fucked wormdicks :^)


Yes I agree cut > uncut


HOWEVER... even those who are cut have a frenulum which is what he tore.


It's that line thing that leads from your shaft to your head.


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Get fucked.
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Do you have a child?

Yes I agree cut > uncut


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Do you have a child?

Yes I agree cut > uncut


No, but if I ever have a son my husband and I have agreed that he will be circumcised. (Come at me Verb)


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I must start a foreskin regrowth product line immediately.

No, but if I ever have a son my husband and I have agreed that he will be circumcised. (Come at me Verb)


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I must start a foreskin regrowth product line immediately.

No, but if I ever have a son my husband and I have agreed that he will be circumcised. (Come at me Verb)

Meh I know the conspiracy of why circumcision became huge in the United States, but I also remember how much girls make fun of guys who were un-cut. Maybe that's me being shallow, or maybe that's just me not wanting my child to be subject to bullying.


 
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I must start a foreskin regrowth product line immediately.

No, but if I ever have a son my husband and I have agreed that he will be circumcised. (Come at me Verb)

Meh I know the conspiracy of why circumcision became huge in the United States, but I also remember how much girls make fun of guys who were un-cut. Maybe that's me being shallow, or maybe that's just me not wanting my child to be subject to bullying.
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Odd, I've never heard of such instances.

but I also remember how much girls make fun of guys who were un-cut.


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Odd, I've never heard of such instances.

but I also remember how much girls make fun of guys who were un-cut.


Usually it was the bitchy popular ones, but we all know they were the shallow ones that no would should give two fucks about, but yeah.


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SO DON'T RISK YOUR CHILD'S LIFE OVER THE LOOK OF HIS PENIS.

a'kjf'K'Pds';ola;ao

Usually it was the bitchy popular ones, but we all know they were the shallow ones that no would should give two fucks about, but yeah.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
I also remember how much girls make fun of guys who were un-cut. Maybe that's me being shallow, or maybe that's just me not wanting my child to be subject to bullying.

Shallow, on a wider appealing-to-the-majority scale.

And back to Roman, WHY ARE YOU RETREATING FROM YOUR SUPPOSED "ONLY" ROUTE OUT OF A SHIT LIFE IF YOU ONLY HAVE A MINOR INJURY. IT'S ON PAR WITH A CUT TO YOUR HAND YOU DAFT BASTARD.
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SO DON'T RISK YOUR CHILD'S LIFE OVER THE LOOK OF HIS PENIS.

a'kjf'K'Pds';ola;ao

Usually it was the bitchy popular ones, but we all know they were the shallow ones that no would should give two fucks about, but yeah.


>.>


ehhhhhhh ehhhhhh ehhhhhhhhh


You're right.


 
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And back to Roman, WHY ARE YOU RETREATING FROM YOUR SUPPOSED "ONLY" ROUTE OUT OF A SHIT LIFE IF YOU ONLY HAVE A MINOR INJURY. IT'S ON PAR WITH A CUT TO YOUR HAND YOU DAFT BASTARD.
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I'm gonna say it has something to do with this not being real.


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I did it, I saved another harmless sausage.

I'm doing God's work....

>.>

ehhhhhhh ehhhhhh ehhhhhhhhh

You're right.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
And back to Roman, WHY ARE YOU RETREATING FROM YOUR SUPPOSED "ONLY" ROUTE OUT OF A SHIT LIFE IF YOU ONLY HAVE A MINOR INJURY. IT'S ON PAR WITH A CUT TO YOUR HAND YOU DAFT BASTARD.
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I'm gonna say it has something to do with this not being real.

You know when people watch horror movies and shout at the retarded characters "Don't go into the cellar, you'll die"?

Yeah I'm one of those sorta people. That or Roman is a real life horror movie retard who plays stupid games and wins stupid prizes.


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And I thought my injury to the balls was bad. Good thing that healed for me just fine with no repercussions.

First rule of titty fucking, always make sure her top is off. I'd tried being nice about your threads before, but honestly you had this coming. If this isn't a wake up call for you I don't know what will be.


 
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And back to Roman, WHY ARE YOU RETREATING FROM YOUR SUPPOSED "ONLY" ROUTE OUT OF A SHIT LIFE IF YOU ONLY HAVE A MINOR INJURY. IT'S ON PAR WITH A CUT TO YOUR HAND YOU DAFT BASTARD.
YouTube

I'm gonna say it has something to do with this not being real.

You know when people watch horror movies and shout at the retarded characters "Don't go into the cellar, you'll die"?

Yeah I'm one of those sorta people. That or Roman is a real life horror movie retard who plays stupid games and wins stupid prizes.
Oh absolutely. It's exactly like that. and just like the characters he still walks into the cellar...


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I also remember how much girls make fun of guys who were un-cut.
Girls that make fun of guys who are uncut don't deserve the D. If a girl makes fun of me because I'm uncut, I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
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Also, would you clowns rather be Roman now with an injured manhood or me?


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Instead of giving Roman credit he doesn't deserve as a master troll, just laugh and enjoy the show instead. If nobody believes him it doesn't matter whether he was lying or not.


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Also, would you clowns rather be Roman now with an injured manhood or me?

Roman easily.

Don't let these guys get you down Roman. They're 100% jealous that you actually have the balls to pull chicks while they sit in their parents basements and jerkoff to anime porn and considering talking to a female store clerk an accomplishment.


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Karma is a beautiful thing.

Karma for being a 20 something year old guy and wanting to fuck bitches? Hes literally doing what every other guy his age does too. Nothing at all wrong with it.


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Also, would you clowns rather be Roman now with an injured manhood or me?

Roman easily.

Don't let these guys get you down Roman. They're 100% jealous that you actually have the balls to pull chicks while they sit in their parents basements and jerkoff to anime porn and considering talking to a female store clerk an accomplishment.

Fucking lol. I don't even watch anime to begin with. And no I don't consider talking to a girl to be an accomplishment at all.

Also, have fun with that injured dick.