NSFW I had the worst night of my life Thursday night

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Wat r u, casul?
I fucking cringed. Hard. Like, my fucking dick retracted into my body at the thought of that.


 
Hahahaha very funny Zonda
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I. Fucking. Called. It.


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I thought this was going to be a story about how you almost died from getting squished by one of  the fat girls
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Really starting to think these are all made up.


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Pics or it didn't happen


 
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Really starting to think these are all made up.
Yep.


 
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The Rage....
crying


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Just seems like an accident bro. Not your fault, that could have happened to anyone tbh.

Keep your head up and keep fuckin bitches.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Keep your head up and keep fuckin bitches.

This is a great way to view women


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Keep your head up and keep fuckin bitches.

This is a great way to view women

Yep it is. Its what had me so successful with the ladies for my youth.


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?



Like seriously........

Not encouraging you to disown yourself, I guess.

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For some reason, I think that that's exactly what I'm saying.
Last Edit: May 07, 2016, 11:11:55 PM by RadicalClass32


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Keep your head up and keep fuckin bitches.

This is a great way to view women

Yep it is. Its what had me so successful with the ladies for my youth.

Jive would like that post


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Lol this is getting out of hand.


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This I actually wish I did make up though because it's so bizarre. Now I can never have sex again, it's mutilated. And I had to quit graduate school, I'm unemployed...these past few months have been the worst of my life. And all last night while I was lying in bed I was googling ways to kill myself.


 
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That made me cringe so much ugghhh

Hope it heals tho


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This I actually wish I did make up though because it's so bizarre.
You should have got a bracelet if you went to the ER, post a picture of it.


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This I actually wish I did make up though because it's so bizarre.
You should have got a bracelet if you went to the ER, post a picture of it.
I did, and I still have it.


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I love you, son.
This is incredible.


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do you actually exist? how do you keep topping yourself?


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Where does the saga go next?


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

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πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

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If i remember right from waaaaaaaaaaaaay back when on B.net, Wyld tore his frenulum twice and it's relatively okay now.
What did he do the first and second time?


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I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for you.


 
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This I actually wish I did make up though because it's so bizarre. Now I can never have sex again, it's mutilated.
Literally everyone has said the opposite you ignorant fuck.


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Lmao

Holy

Fucking

Shit
I know but can anyone help? I've been in bed for two days and still nauseous. Just help me resarch and find out similar cases and what they did and if it's going to heal back to its normal state
I used to have a huge fear of this and did a lot of research a few years back.

Pretty much it will heal back and your frenulum will be a lot thinner, which makes it more susceptible to tear again. You can get a frenuloscopy(I butchered the spelling) where they cut the bad permanently. It's not nearly as invasive as circumcision and you'll be back at it in no time
YouTube


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Nah, you can't be for real. You're a troll.


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This I actually wish I did make up though because it's so bizarre. Now I can never have sex again, it's mutilated. And I had to quit graduate school, I'm unemployed...these past few months have been the worst of my life. And all last night while I was lying in bed I was googling ways to kill myself.
Are you going to kill yourself now? If I recall, all you had going for you was Star Wars and sex with fat women, but now Star Wars is quite old, and you can't have sex anymore. It's like all your passion has been denied.

I feel like the Roman Saga is nearing its end, can you confirm this? Either this is where you reveal the troll, or you disappear from here. I feel like there's an ending to this.


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Conversely, my Thursday night was peaceful and quiet. I finally spent a night by myself in the mountains like I've been wanting to for years. I think I may make it a habit.


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So there are frenulum piercings that guys get so it's not the end of the world. Your dick isnt mutilated it just looks like that for now. It will heal and be okay. Go to a urologist like you said. Also why did you drop out of graduate school? I really hope it wasn't because of this.

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