NSFW I had the worst night of my life Thursday night

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All because I wanted sex as soon as possible, with someone who was basically a stranger. I can't even believe what happened but it did. This was the worst night of my life and it seems unbelievable. Very NSFW you've been warned.

She came over. We started fooling around. I was very nervous. She was giving me oral on top of me. I got a little too excited and tried rubbing my dick between her with her bra still on...I'm such an idiot. My foreskin that attaches to the head got caught on her bra and ripped....and got seperated. A lot of blood. I almost fainted. Ambulance had to come and I had to get taken to the ER to get it stitched. And I'm worried if it will ever be the same again. It's called the Frenulum for people who aren't circumcised. She doesn't want to see me again. but that's not what's boterhing me. Just that it will be normal again. I've been researching online about it happening to other people. I may have to get a surgery if it doesn't heal right,. I hope it does, they only gave me stitches.

I really wish I was making this up. And I had a bad feeling about it before she even came over.
Last Edit: May 07, 2016, 07:31:59 PM by RomanGladiator


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
cucked by your own foreskin
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cucked by your own foreskin
should've got verb'd when you was still a little pupper friendo
It took this to realize sex isn't everything. If I can even have it ever again. I had to cancel graduate school, my parents hate me because it was when they were away on vacation. I cried in the ER looking at it. It's disgusting now. I know you're joking around, I don;t even know why I;m telling you guys. What if it happened to you?


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This is a strange way of reaping what you've sown but I guess it'll do. Glad you are ok but I still don't agree with your decisions, I'm sure you'll learn from this.


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This is a strange way of reaping what you've sown but I guess it'll do
I may never be able to be physical with someone again. I don;t know what to do. They told me it should heal on it's own.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
cucked by your own foreskin
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It took this to realize sex isn't everything. If I can even have it ever again. I had to cancel graduate school, my parents hate me because it was when they were away on vacation. I cried in the ER looking at it. It's disgusting now. I know you're joking around, I don;t even know why I;m telling you guys. What if it happened to you?
my parents took an insurance policy when i was kid, i got cut fam
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This is a strange way of reaping what you've sown but I guess it'll do
I may never be able to be physical with someone again. I don;t know what to do. They told me it should heal on it's own.

Just let the doctors do their job and be smart about things. That's all you can do.


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I honestly feel like killing myself more than ever now.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Lol, literally cock-blocked.

But a minor injury to your dick isn't something to despair about. A mate of mine lost his "banjo-string" to a teethy blowjob from his girlfriend, and that was... 3-4 girlfriends ago?
Last Edit: May 07, 2016, 07:38:36 PM by PsygnI


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This is a strange way of reaping what you've sown but I guess it'll do
I may never be able to be physical with someone again. I don;t know what to do. They told me it should heal on it's own.

Just let the doctors do their job and be smart about things. That's all you can do.
They barely told me what to do and were in a rush to get me out of there it seemed. Just don;t take a shower for 48 hours and don't touch it for a week. I don't know what to do, probably see a urologist. They didn't say to follow up or anything,


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I know but can anyone help? I've been in bed for two days and still nauseous. Just help me resarch and find out similar cases and what they did and if it's going to heal back to its normal state


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cucked by your own foreskin
should've got verb'd when you was still a little pupper friendo
circumcised dicks still have a frenulum


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Lol, literally cock-blocked.

But a minor injury to your dick isn't something to despair about. A mate of mine lost his "banjo-string" to a teethy blowjob from his girlfriend, and that was... 3-4 girlfriends ago?
It seemed like a major injury when it happend. I hope they stitched it right. Did his heal back? That is the same part for me.


 
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circumcised dicks still have a frenulum
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If i remember right from waaaaaaaaaaaaay back when on B.net, Wyld tore his frenulum twice and it's relatively okay now.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Lol, literally cock-blocked.

But a minor injury to your dick isn't something to despair about. A mate of mine lost his "banjo-string" to a teethy blowjob from his girlfriend, and that was... 3-4 girlfriends ago?
It seemed like a major injury when it happend. I hope they stitched it right. Did his heal back? That is the same part for me.

Uh... no. Not like I've seen now want to see his dick, but it's broken entirely, although not a problem.

Apparently sex is better, but I can't tell if he was covering his embarrassment for losing it in the first place or if he was being genuine.


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I neither fear, nor despise.
This is a strange way of reaping what you've sown but I guess it'll do
I may never be able to be physical with someone again. I don;t know what to do. They told me it should heal on it's own.

Just let the doctors do their job and be smart about things. That's all you can do.
They barely told me what to do and were in a rush to get me out of there it seemed. Just don;t take a shower for 48 hours and don't touch it for a week. I don't know what to do, probably see a urologist. They didn't say to follow up or anything,

Give a doctor a call and ask them what you should do.


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Holy

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I know but can anyone help? I've been in bed for two days and still nauseous. Just help me resarch and find out similar cases and what they did and if it's going to heal back to its normal state
I used to have a huge fear of this and did a lot of research a few years back.

Pretty much it will heal back and your frenulum will be a lot thinner, which makes it more susceptible to tear again. You can get a frenuloscopy(I butchered the spelling) where they cut the bad permanently. It's not nearly as invasive as circumcision and you'll be back at it in no time


 
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I thought this was going to be a story about how you almost died from getting squished by one of  the fat girls


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I know but can anyone help? I've been in bed for two days and still nauseous. Just help me resarch and find out similar cases and what they did and if it's going to heal back to its normal state
I used to have a huge fear of this and did a lot of research a few years back.

Pretty much it will heal back and your frenulum will be a lot thinner, which makes it more susceptible to tear again. You can get a frenuloscopy(I butchered the spelling) where they cut the bad permanently. It's not nearly as invasive as circumcision and you'll be back at it in no time
I was worried I'd have to get something done...does that have to be done soon after the injury?


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I thought this was going to be a story about how you almost died from getting squished by one of  the fat girls
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Guys just a reminder not to drive someone to suicide here.


 
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Guys just a reminder not to drive someone to suicide here.
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This basically confirms that Roman's life is just a series of comedy sketches dreamed up by Seth Rogan after a killer bong rip.


 
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