I got a new job!!!

MyNameIsCharlie · August 06, 2014, 10:44:38 AM

Its in Hollywood! I am a part of the film industry now!!!

I am something called a Fluffer. My boss is the owner of a big studio, I think its called Bangin Boys Productions. I think they make Hip-Hop music videos.

My try out was pretty easy, they just wanted to see how enthusiastically I could eat a banana, a lollipop and an ice-cream cone. I guess they really like food there.

So, congratulate me on my new job!

Novice · August 06, 2014, 10:51:24 AM

lol, how big was the banana?

MyNameIsCharlie · August 06, 2014, 10:55:58 AM

Quote from: Novice on August 06, 2014, 10:51:24 AM

lol, how big was the banana?

REALLY big. Like a foot long. It was easy though, they covered it in in really dark chocolate. They wanted me to "suck the brown off" it before I ate it. I like chocolate, so it was easy.

Novice · August 06, 2014, 10:58:57 AM

Elegiac · August 06, 2014, 11:16:23 AM

Fluffer has always seemed like... well... a sex robot to me.

MyNameIsCharlie · August 06, 2014, 12:50:01 PM

No one is happy for my awesome new job?

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Dopameme · August 06, 2014, 12:57:38 PM

That's a weird name for such an important job!

MyNameIsCharlie · August 06, 2014, 02:37:04 PM

Quote from: Officer Nasty on August 06, 2014, 12:57:38 PM

That's a weird name for such an important job!

IKR?

Ii think I am some sort of fighting coach or something. I think it has to do with fitness. I was told that I have to keep the guys hard. I think that means that they have to be really in shape.

Statefarm · August 06, 2014, 02:43:24 PM

Seems legit

Kinder Graham · August 06, 2014, 03:10:38 PM

uhhhhhhh........

MyNameIsCharlie · August 06, 2014, 03:13:26 PM

Quote from: Kinder_ on August 06, 2014, 03:10:38 PM

uhhhhhhh........

Yes?

MyNameIsCharlie · August 06, 2014, 05:14:06 PM

So, my first day is tomorrow!

What should I bring to work?

Brociopath · August 06, 2014, 05:18:17 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on August 06, 2014, 05:14:06 PM

So, my first day is tomorrow!

What should I bring to work?

Lotion.

RadicalClass32 · August 06, 2014, 07:19:41 PM

Cool bro!

ABIGCOWPIE · August 06, 2014, 07:40:29 PM

I THINK YOU'RE MAKING PORN...

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BlitzFiend · August 06, 2014, 07:45:28 PM

Yayy! I'm so happy for you, Charlie. Goodluck!

MyNameIsCharlie · August 07, 2014, 12:14:30 AM

Quote from: ABIGCOWPIE on August 06, 2014, 07:40:29 PM

I THINK YOU'RE MAKING PORN...

Why do you say that?