I fucking hate fish, man.

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Alright story time, gather round. I'm fucking terrified of fish. I'm being dead serious, fuck fish. They're all horrible and slimy and they have awful big eyes that just stare into your soul. How anyone can touch them or think they look nice is beyond me.

The actual details of the event that triggered this horrific fear aren't fully clear to me but the actual event is certain. I was a young wee lad and as all young wee lads do, I was misbehaving. This event took place in a local supermarket, I believe it was Tesco. Evidently my poor mother had had enough of my hijinks and decided to pick up a nearby item to chase me with. Unfortunately, it was a fish. My mother chased me around Tesco with a fucking dead fish. This single event traumatized me for life and since then I've had a horrible fear of fish. If there's one on the floor, I can't go near it. I hate the way they look, and I imagine they feel awful too because I've never touched one.

To add to this tale of woe, a few years ago one of my granddad's goldfish died. As most people do when they lose their fish, they flush it down the toilet. Unfortunately, he neglected to actually flush the toilet and so the fish remained in limbo, its lifeless orange corpse floating around in the bowlish confines of the toilet, an ever present gatekeeper for the next unexpecting pisser. Of course, the next person to use the bathroom was me, and unzipped my pants and let loose the yellow stream, blissfully unaware of the lovecraftian-like horror that lay just below me in the water. I looked down and I froze for a split second then bolted from the bathroom as fast as I could, shaking in fear from the horrific sight I had just witnessed.


Fuck fish, man. I can't stand them.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

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lovecraftian horror huh

youre alright, dont go to the fishing hamlet


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I don't mind pictures so much. That's actually kinda cute but I wouldn't touch it in person.


 
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I don't mind pictures so much. That's actually kinda cute but I wouldn't touch it in person.

That's exactly what I searched for, cute fish.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

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Fuck you guys preying on my fears and phobias like that. Can't believe you would sink so low, I thought Sep7agon was better than that. No humanity left.


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Aquaman's pretty terrifying.


 
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Fuck you guys preying on my fears and phobias like that. Can't believe you would sink so low, I thought Sep7agon was better than that. No humanity left.
sink
Well we wouldn't want you to drown in your fears.


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does this stuff even work?
fish are cute


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I feel the same way about crabs and crustaceans.
Can we just agree the ocean needs to be converted into superheated steam as soon as possible?


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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
The Megalodon is out there somewhere


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The Megalodon is out there somewhere

favorite animals, sharks are


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Couldn't you just flush first the toilet and not to piss on the dead fish?