I Forgot I Lost My Virginity

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Damn memory being so tricky.

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Be careful not to drown in virginal material.


 
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I lost mine

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why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
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because they always take things literally


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I lost mine

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hymen regrowth is fun.


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why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
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because they always take things literally
What?


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why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
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because they always take things literally
What?

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A kleptomaniac is someone who suffers from an inability to refrain from stealing things. It's an impulse control disorder.


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why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
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because they always take things literally
What?

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A kleptomaniac is someone who suffers from an inability to refrain from stealing things. It's an impulse control disorder.
I know what the fuck it is, you dip shit. I just don't get why it was posted here.


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why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
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because they always take things literally
What?

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A kleptomaniac is someone who suffers from an inability to refrain from stealing things. It's an impulse control disorder.
I know what the fuck it is, you dip shit. I just don't get why it was posted here.
:^)


 
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i didn't know what else to post in a thread with 0 discussion value


 
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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
I have had no fingers that are not my own inside of me.

I'm badly pure, it's gross.


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i didn't know what else to post in a thread with 0 discussion value
Ah, I see, thank you for clearing it up. Enjoyed the joke. We should do this again sometime.


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hooray for abstinence


 
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I am also a virgin.


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why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
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because they always take things literally
What?

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A kleptomaniac is someone who suffers from an inability to refrain from stealing things. It's an impulse control disorder.
I know what the fuck it is, you dip shit. I just don't get why it was posted here.

Woah man, watch out. Your ego is attacking me.


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I have had no fingers that are not my own inside of me.

I'm badly pure, it's gross.
Okay.


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why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
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because they always take things literally
What?

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A kleptomaniac is someone who suffers from an inability to refrain from stealing things. It's an impulse control disorder.
I know what the fuck it is, you dip shit. I just don't get why it was posted here.

Woah man, watch out. Your ego is attacking me.
God damn my inflated ego. I'm such a cunt.


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hooray for abstinence
Abstinence is a nice sentiment, but is overall retarded. 


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i just say i'm practicing it to make me feel better


 
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hooray for abstinence
Abstinence is a nice sentiment, but is overall retarded.
"NOT WANTING TO STICK YOUR DICK INSIDE OF PEOPLE IS RETARDED"


 
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hooray for abstinence
Abstinence is a nice sentiment, but is overall retarded.
"NOT WANTING TO STICK YOUR DICK INSIDE OF PEOPLE IS RETARDED"
Well.... yeah.


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hooray for abstinence
Abstinence is a nice sentiment, but is overall retarded.
"NOT WANTING TO STICK YOUR DICK INSIDE OF PEOPLE IS RETARDED"
It is if you are the only one that has been practicing it, out of you and your partner.


 
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Well.... yeah.
Well, no. I'm not even abstinent. In the sense that I have no qualms with having sex. But to call abstinence retarded? Why?


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I lost mine

twice
But Luci, you're too fat for anyone to want to fuck  :-[


 
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I lost mine

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But Luci, you're too fat for anyone to want to fuck  :-[
;~;

Better go back to my chocolate after I RUN MY 5 MILES >:C


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Better go back to my chocolate after I RUN MY 5 MILES >:C

Five miles with fifty breaks

ayyyy


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
I've only lost my straight virginity so far.