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"I hereby declare we have spaghetti Tuesdays every Wednesday."
Oh my god, this is hilarious. Why was the spoiler comment necessary?


 
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When life has got you down, just think: "I'm not Roman."

Really though dude, what the hell? Isn't this what you fucking wanted?
I wonder how we can get through to him that THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED.


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When life has got you down, just think: "I'm not Roman."

Really though dude, what the hell? Isn't this what you fucking wanted?
I wonder how we can get through to him that THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED.
Maybe a little what I wanted...but not someone who smothers me with attention and wants three days a week to meet, and thinks I'm her bf after the first time meeting. The head is good though...


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but not someone who smothers me with attention and wants three days a week to meet,
That's not smothering you stupid fucking kike.


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but not someone who smothers me with attention and wants three days a week to meet,
That's not smothering you stupid fucking kike.
It is when you consider that I have two jobs, trying to study to take a test to get into grad school, and want to make enough time to play Halo 5.


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but not someone who smothers me with attention and wants three days a week to meet,
That's not smothering you stupid fucking kike.
It is when you consider that I have two jobs, trying to study to take a test to get into grad school, and want to make enough time to play Halo 5.
Halo 5 sucks dick you fucking faggot, kill yourself.


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Roman send her number over to me, I'll do it for you
No, I'm doing it tomorrow morning. I just don't want a girl around for Halo 5, there's no point. I've been single for every single Halo release. I want to play a lot of mp and do well.

ALL OF MY WAT

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You realize you can have a girl AND have plenty of time for Halo, right?
Does not compute. I'm in love with Halo actually, for 14 years. I'm being completely serious, when I think of things I love, it's that and Star Wars.
ITT Roman laments his girl trouble while he posts shit like this

Yeah. Even I'm finding this ridiculous and I'm one of the biggest halo fanboys on this site.


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Also I'm in the same boat as Slash was. Didn't know what that was and kind of wish I didn't now.


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"wah no one wants to be with me. Guys, what do?"


"wah someone can actually stand my cucking faggot self but holy shit they never saw an okay at best movie or play a rapidly declining fucking game series. And they expect me to choose them said digital game. Guys, what do?"


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Roman send her number over to me, I'll do it for you
No, I'm doing it tomorrow morning. I just don't want a girl around for Halo 5, there's no point. I've been single for every single Halo release. I want to play a lot of mp and do well.

ALL OF MY WAT

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You realize you can have a girl AND have plenty of time for Halo, right?
Does not compute. I'm in love with Halo actually, for 14 years. I'm being completely serious, when I think of things I love, it's that and Star Wars.
ITT Roman laments his girl trouble while he posts shit like this

Yeah. Even I'm finding this ridiculous and I'm one of the biggest halo fanboys on this site.
You said you broke up with a girl for Halo too, remember? And this girl...almost nothing in common. She likes pop punk, I hate it. She didn't even finish college...basically I was hypnotized by the big tits, had a little fun, now I'm like meh, it feels forced. Time to end it.


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"wah no one wants to be with me. Guys, what do?"


"wah someone can actually stand my cucking faggot self but holy shit they never saw an okay at best movie or play a rapidly declining fucking game series. And they expect me to choose them said digital game. Guys, what do?"
You don't know the full picture. This girl...doesn't like to read or do anything that I like. She doesn't have a degree. Yes she's nice, but why waste time with someone if it isn't going to go somewhere anyways?


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"wah no one wants to be with me. Guys, what do?"


"wah someone can actually stand my cucking faggot self but holy shit they never saw an okay at best movie or play a rapidly declining fucking game series. And they expect me to choose them said digital game. Guys, what do?"
You don't know the full picture. This girl...doesn't like to read or do anything that I like. She doesn't have a degree. Yes she's nice, but why waste time with someone if it isn't going to go somewhere anyways?
Then don't be a pussy and end it in person you stupid ass faggot. But "more time for video games" and "hasn't seen a movie" are bitch ass reasons not to be with someone. Especially when you are literally one of the most pathetic fucking people I have ever met. Lower your standards you fucking stupid shit cause you're not a catch either, and anyone you get will probably be settling. Not the other way around.
Last Edit: October 23, 2015, 05:25:20 AM by Nexus


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"wah no one wants to be with me. Guys, what do?"


"wah someone can actually stand my cucking faggot self but holy shit they never saw an okay at best movie or play a rapidly declining fucking game series. And they expect me to choose them said digital game. Guys, what do?"
You don't know the full picture. This girl...doesn't like to read or do anything that I like. She doesn't have a degree. Yes she's nice, but why waste time with someone if it isn't going to go somewhere anyways?
Then don't be a pussy and end it in person you stupid ass faggot. But "more time for video games" and "hasn't seen a movie" are bitch ass reasons not to be with someone. Especially when you are literally one of the most pathetic fucking people I have ever met. Lower your standards you fucking stupid shit cause you're not a catch either, and anyone you get will probably be settling. Not the other way around.
I admit I'm a selfish asshole, but handsome. Just need a career and 10/10s will be within my reach.


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"wah no one wants to be with me. Guys, what do?"


"wah someone can actually stand my cucking faggot self but holy shit they never saw an okay at best movie or play a rapidly declining fucking game series. And they expect me to choose them said digital game. Guys, what do?"
You don't know the full picture. This girl...doesn't like to read or do anything that I like. She doesn't have a degree. Yes she's nice, but why waste time with someone if it isn't going to go somewhere anyways?
Then don't be a pussy and end it in person you stupid ass faggot. But "more time for video games" and "hasn't seen a movie" are bitch ass reasons not to be with someone. Especially when you are literally one of the most pathetic fucking people I have ever met. Lower your standards you fucking stupid shit cause you're not a catch either, and anyone you get will probably be settling. Not the other way around.
I admit I'm a selfish asshole, but handsome. Just need a career and 10/10s will be within my reach.
YOU NEED to kill yourself.


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"wah no one wants to be with me. Guys, what do?"


"wah someone can actually stand my cucking faggot self but holy shit they never saw an okay at best movie or play a rapidly declining fucking game series. And they expect me to choose them said digital game. Guys, what do?"
You don't know the full picture. This girl...doesn't like to read or do anything that I like. She doesn't have a degree. Yes she's nice, but why waste time with someone if it isn't going to go somewhere anyways?
Then don't be a pussy and end it in person you stupid ass faggot. But "more time for video games" and "hasn't seen a movie" are bitch ass reasons not to be with someone. Especially when you are literally one of the most pathetic fucking people I have ever met. Lower your standards you fucking stupid shit cause you're not a catch either, and anyone you get will probably be settling. Not the other way around.
I admit I'm a selfish asshole, but handsome. Just need a career and 10/10s will be within my reach.
YOU NEED to kill yourself.
With so many good games coming out this fall? Bitch please.


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Roman send her number over to me, I'll do it for you
No, I'm doing it tomorrow morning. I just don't want a girl around for Halo 5, there's no point. I've been single for every single Halo release. I want to play a lot of mp and do well.

ALL OF MY WAT

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You realize you can have a girl AND have plenty of time for Halo, right?
Does not compute. I'm in love with Halo actually, for 14 years. I'm being completely serious, when I think of things I love, it's that and Star Wars.
ITT Roman laments his girl trouble while he posts shit like this

Yeah. Even I'm finding this ridiculous and I'm one of the biggest halo fanboys on this site.
You said you broke up with a girl for Halo too, remember? And this girl...almost nothing in common. She likes pop punk, I hate it. She didn't even finish college...basically I was hypnotized by the big tits, had a little fun, now I'm like meh, it feels forced. Time to end it.

And I'm still friends with her. And I don't bitch about girls then do stupid shit when I get one.

I haven't had a girlfriend since then becahse I haven't wanted to have one. There's a few I know who would probably say yes if I asked but I don't want to.


 
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"wah no one wants to be with me. Guys, what do?"


"wah someone can actually stand my cucking faggot self but holy shit they never saw an okay at best movie or play a rapidly declining fucking game series. And they expect me to choose them said digital game. Guys, what do?"
You don't know the full picture. This girl...doesn't like to read or do anything that I like. She doesn't have a degree. Yes she's nice, but why waste time with someone if it isn't going to go somewhere anyways?
Then don't be a pussy and end it in person you stupid ass faggot. But "more time for video games" and "hasn't seen a movie" are bitch ass reasons not to be with someone. Especially when you are literally one of the most pathetic fucking people I have ever met. Lower your standards you fucking stupid shit cause you're not a catch either, and anyone you get will probably be settling. Not the other way around.
I admit I'm a selfish asshole, but handsome. Just need a career and 10/10s will be within my reach.
YOU NEED to kill yourself.
Don't waste your time dude.
He's obviously a troll.
No normal human being could be so dense.


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"wah no one wants to be with me. Guys, what do?"


"wah someone can actually stand my cucking faggot self but holy shit they never saw an okay at best movie or play a rapidly declining fucking game series. And they expect me to choose them said digital game. Guys, what do?"
You don't know the full picture. This girl...doesn't like to read or do anything that I like. She doesn't have a degree. Yes she's nice, but why waste time with someone if it isn't going to go somewhere anyways?
Then don't be a pussy and end it in person you stupid ass faggot. But "more time for video games" and "hasn't seen a movie" are bitch ass reasons not to be with someone. Especially when you are literally one of the most pathetic fucking people I have ever met. Lower your standards you fucking stupid shit cause you're not a catch either, and anyone you get will probably be settling. Not the other way around.
I admit I'm a selfish asshole, but handsome. Just need a career and 10/10s will be within my reach.
YOU NEED to kill yourself.
Don't waste your time dude.
He's obviously a troll.
No normal human being could be so dense.
It's why I stopped responding.


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"wah no one wants to be with me. Guys, what do?"


"wah someone can actually stand my cucking faggot self but holy shit they never saw an okay at best movie or play a rapidly declining fucking game series. And they expect me to choose them said digital game. Guys, what do?"
You don't know the full picture. This girl...doesn't like to read or do anything that I like. She doesn't have a degree. Yes she's nice, but why waste time with someone if it isn't going to go somewhere anyways?
Then don't be a pussy and end it in person you stupid ass faggot. But "more time for video games" and "hasn't seen a movie" are bitch ass reasons not to be with someone. Especially when you are literally one of the most pathetic fucking people I have ever met. Lower your standards you fucking stupid shit cause you're not a catch either, and anyone you get will probably be settling. Not the other way around.
I admit I'm a selfish asshole, but handsome. Just need a career and 10/10s will be within my reach.
YOU NEED to kill yourself.
Don't waste your time dude.
He's obviously a troll.
No normal human being could be so dense.
I am. I got myself involved with someone I don't want to be with, and now I don't want to hurt her too much. She has some problems it seems...


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Also I'm in the same boat as Slash was. Didn't know what that was and kind of wish I didn't now.
it's human biology man calm down


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uhhh...

- korrie
You are fucking pathetic.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Roman send her number over to me, I'll do it for you
No, I'm doing it tomorrow morning. I just don't want a girl around for Halo 5, there's no point. I've been single for every single Halo release. I want to play a lot of mp and do well.

ALL OF MY WAT

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You realize you can have a girl AND have plenty of time for Halo, right?
Does not compute. I'm in love with Halo actually, for 14 years. I'm being completely serious, when I think of things I love, it's that and Star Wars.
ITT Roman laments his girl trouble while he posts shit like this

Yeah. Even I'm finding this ridiculous and I'm one of the biggest halo fanboys on this site.
You said you broke up with a girl for Halo too, remember? And this girl...almost nothing in common. She likes pop punk, I hate it. She didn't even finish college...basically I was hypnotized by the big tits, had a little fun, now I'm like meh, it feels forced. Time to end it.
whoa guy
Who the fuck actually hates pop punk?


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RG, have you told Fatty that Ass to Mouth is the only way to bring your relationship to the next level, yet?

I'm telling you, this will work. Tell her you want to plow that ass, and then have her suck you clean. She's either will go running to the hills, or she's a freak and you need to see how far the rabbit hole goes.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
So this is 'All too easy' round 2


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Yeah but LotR sucked to read and sets a low benchmark.


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Well I told her...but now I feel depressed because I'll have no one to spend time with. Basically I didn't want to sacrifice any time with anyone for Halo 5, but I cold have probably spared a few hours a week. I even told her that too, to give me space, then I siad she should find someone else, then I said lets get dinner tonight and come over, I was just unsure if what I wanted. Now she won't reply. Do I win for being the most pathetic person on the internet.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
I don't know why anybody's complaining, this is a pretty damn good sequel. The whole story gets flipped on its head with the protagonist now wishing he had never tried to get laid so hard.

I can't wait for the next one. This trilogy is easily better than LOTR.
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