I feel like an asshole

challengerX · October 22, 2015, 05:42:13 PM

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Coco · October 22, 2015, 05:43:59 PM

Go all out. Take her on a crazy romantic date: nice dinner, walk around somewhere pretty, etc...
Take her home, get out of the car, walk her to her door, and as she invites you inside, lean in and whisper into her ear "no fat chicks".

TB · October 22, 2015, 05:55:56 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 22, 2015, 05:40:20 PM

Man, is Roman just trolling us?

I think he is.

TB · October 22, 2015, 05:56:22 PM

Quote from: Gravedigger on October 22, 2015, 05:38:10 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 05:36:01 PM
No more overweight girls who are too easy, and say yes to everything I ask.
This is exactly what you wanted to begin with though.

Alternative Facts · October 22, 2015, 05:57:32 PM

Is this a new mega thread?

Jono · October 22, 2015, 06:03:08 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 22, 2015, 05:57:32 PM

Is this a new mega thread?

Well you fuckboy mods locked the last one

Alternative Facts · October 22, 2015, 06:05:10 PM

Quote from: Jono on October 22, 2015, 06:03:08 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 22, 2015, 05:57:32 PM
Is this a new mega thread?
Well you fuckboy mods locked the last one

Not I

Nexus · October 22, 2015, 06:08:53 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on October 22, 2015, 05:55:56 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 22, 2015, 05:40:20 PM
Man, is Roman just trolling us?
I think he is.

No one can be this dense unless they were doing so on purpose.

RomanGladiator · October 22, 2015, 06:09:53 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on October 22, 2015, 05:55:56 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 22, 2015, 05:40:20 PM
Man, is Roman just trolling us?
I think he is.

I can assure I;m not, this was just a mistake.

Jocephalopod · October 22, 2015, 06:10:07 PM

why didn't you make it clear from the start with this chub n tuck that this would be a friends with benefit type deal?

i'm in that situation right now and it truly is the pinnacle of a casual hookup.

Nexus · October 22, 2015, 06:10:55 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on October 22, 2015, 06:10:07 PM

why didn't you make it clear from the start with this chub n tuck that this would be a friends with benefit type deal?

i'm in that situation right now and it truly is the pinnacle of a casual hookup.

With your dog?

Jocephalopod · October 22, 2015, 06:14:53 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 22, 2015, 06:10:55 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on October 22, 2015, 06:10:07 PM
why didn't you make it clear from the start with this chub n tuck that this would be a friends with benefit type deal?

i'm in that situation right now and it truly is the pinnacle of a casual hookup.
With your dog?

meat me at the docks

2 AM

Nexus · October 22, 2015, 06:15:21 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on October 22, 2015, 06:14:53 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 22, 2015, 06:10:55 PM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on October 22, 2015, 06:10:07 PM
why didn't you make it clear from the start with this chub n tuck that this would be a friends with benefit type deal?

i'm in that situation right now and it truly is the pinnacle of a casual hookup.
With your dog?

meat me at the docks

2 AM

Okay...

Jive Turkey · October 22, 2015, 06:19:41 PM

Literally just tell her you lost interest and go no contact. it's that fucking easy man, you're both adults lol.

Don't say it with a "there might still be something" tone either, say it like the heartless nigga you've truly become

Word Wizard · October 22, 2015, 06:20:37 PM

Tell her that you are actually gay and you just let her blow you to see if you might like girls. Then tell her after two blow jobs that you prefer men.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · October 22, 2015, 06:23:05 PM

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i am karjala takaisin · October 22, 2015, 06:29:27 PM

im still waiting for that audiobook

aREALgod · October 22, 2015, 07:24:23 PM

Roman send her number over to me, I'll do it for you

TB · October 22, 2015, 07:25:49 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 22, 2015, 06:08:53 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on October 22, 2015, 05:55:56 PM
Quote from: Nexus on October 22, 2015, 05:40:20 PM
Man, is Roman just trolling us?
I think he is.
No one can be this dense unless they were doing so on purpose.

Exactly. It just doesn't seem real.

RomanGladiator · October 22, 2015, 07:28:25 PM

Quote from: aDUMBgenius on October 22, 2015, 07:24:23 PM

Roman send her number over to me, I'll do it for you

No, I'm doing it tomorrow morning. I just don't want a girl around for Halo 5, there's no point. I've been single for every single Halo release. I want to play a lot of mp and do well.

Mattie G Indahouse · October 22, 2015, 07:30:05 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 03:40:30 PM

She gave me head both times,

Did she have a hard time finding it during the first time?

challengerX · October 22, 2015, 07:31:43 PM

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aREALgod · October 22, 2015, 07:33:23 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 07:28:25 PM

Quote from: aDUMBgenius on October 22, 2015, 07:24:23 PM
Roman send her number over to me, I'll do it for you
No, I'm doing it tomorrow morning. I just don't want a girl around for Halo 5, there's no point. I've been single for every single Halo release. I want to play a lot of mp and do well.

ALL OF MY WAT

...

You realize you can have a girl AND have plenty of time for Halo, right?

Mattie G Indahouse · October 22, 2015, 07:34:53 PM

Quote from: challengerX on October 22, 2015, 07:31:43 PM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on October 22, 2015, 07:30:05 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 03:40:30 PM
She gave me head both times,
Did she have a hard time finding it during the first time?
You're a balding virgin with a small dick.

Just stop.

I had a feeling you're going to come in here the moment I posted that. I take it my post sent out a bat signal to you the moment that got posted?

challengerX · October 22, 2015, 07:35:43 PM

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RomanGladiator · October 22, 2015, 07:36:59 PM

Quote from: aDUMBgenius on October 22, 2015, 07:33:23 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 07:28:25 PM
Quote from: aDUMBgenius on October 22, 2015, 07:24:23 PM
Roman send her number over to me, I'll do it for you
No, I'm doing it tomorrow morning. I just don't want a girl around for Halo 5, there's no point. I've been single for every single Halo release. I want to play a lot of mp and do well.

ALL OF MY WAT

...

You realize you can have a girl AND have plenty of time for Halo, right?

Does not compute. I'm in love with Halo actually, for 14 years. I'm being completely serious, when I think of things I love, it's that and Star Wars.

The Lord Slide Rule · October 22, 2015, 07:38:20 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 07:36:59 PM

Quote from: aDUMBgenius on October 22, 2015, 07:33:23 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 07:28:25 PM
Quote from: aDUMBgenius on October 22, 2015, 07:24:23 PM
Roman send her number over to me, I'll do it for you
No, I'm doing it tomorrow morning. I just don't want a girl around for Halo 5, there's no point. I've been single for every single Halo release. I want to play a lot of mp and do well.

ALL OF MY WAT

...

You realize you can have a girl AND have plenty of time for Halo, right?
Does not compute. I'm in love with Halo actually, for 14 years. I'm being completely serious, when I think of things I love, it's that and Star Wars.

ITT Roman laments his girl trouble while he posts shit like this

aREALgod · October 22, 2015, 07:40:09 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 07:36:59 PM

Quote from: aDUMBgenius on October 22, 2015, 07:33:23 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 07:28:25 PM
Quote from: aDUMBgenius on October 22, 2015, 07:24:23 PM
Roman send her number over to me, I'll do it for you
No, I'm doing it tomorrow morning. I just don't want a girl around for Halo 5, there's no point. I've been single for every single Halo release. I want to play a lot of mp and do well.

ALL OF MY WAT

...

You realize you can have a girl AND have plenty of time for Halo, right?
Does not compute. I'm in love with Halo actually, for 14 years. I'm being completely serious, when I think of things I love, it's that and Star Wars.

Then you have absolutely zero excuse for whining about girl troubles when you'd rather stick your dick through the disc hole of Halo

N/A · October 22, 2015, 07:40:16 PM

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Bonewheel Barry · October 22, 2015, 09:28:52 PM

When life has got you down, just think: "I'm not Roman."

Really though dude, what the hell? Isn't this what you fucking wanted?