Quote from: Nexus on October 22, 2015, 03:47:09 PMJust show her that one thread, "All Too Easy." I bet she'll end it.No, she's clingy. 22 never had a bf, and a virgin. She's also chunky. And dropped out of college. Yeah, don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Want to know the worst part? The first time after I came on her chest I got some on my hand, then she said feel how wet I am...and I did. So I was worried that she could get preg from that, so I made her buy a pregnancy test today. Basically, I hate myself.
Just show her that one thread, "All Too Easy." I bet she'll end it.
Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 03:40:30 PMAnd I also want as much time as possible to play Halo 5 for the foreseeable futureJesus you're like a walking stereotype
And I also want as much time as possible to play Halo 5 for the foreseeable future
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Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 03:49:40 PMQuote from: Nexus on October 22, 2015, 03:47:09 PMJust show her that one thread, "All Too Easy." I bet she'll end it.No, she's clingy. 22 never had a bf, and a virgin. She's also chunky. And dropped out of college. Yeah, don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Want to know the worst part? The first time after I came on her chest I got some on my hand, then she said feel how wet I am...and I did. So I was worried that she could get preg from that, so I made her buy a pregnancy test today. Basically, I hate myself.Wasn't that literally you a week ago? Also do you even have google?And also wtf? ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!
Quote from: citrus snek on October 22, 2015, 04:00:36 PML M A OMaybe you guys can learn from my mistake, just because you're a little horny don't try to meet a desperate girl from online who will blow you on the first date.
She's the clingy type, you took her virginity, she thinks you're her bf, you wanna let her downthat shit is going to be fucking hilarious pls can i watch
uhm I'd like to mention it is really easy to break your hymen... Most girls break their own hymen by accident by playing sports or just moving the wrong way.
Quote from: gatsby on October 22, 2015, 04:07:25 PMShe's the clingy type, you took her virginity, she thinks you're her bf, you wanna let her downthat shit is going to be fucking hilarious pls can i watchI didn't fuck her, thank god.
If I had to choose between finally losing my virginity, or even finding the love of my life OR seeing The Force Awakens, I'd choose...YouTube
Quote from: Kitsune on October 22, 2015, 04:07:26 PMuhm I'd like to mention it is really easy to break your hymen... Most girls break their own hymen by accident by playing sports or just moving the wrong way.Knowing Roman's taste in women she probably didn't play sports. . .or move much for that matter.
Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 04:08:02 PMQuote from: gatsby on October 22, 2015, 04:07:25 PMShe's the clingy type, you took her virginity, she thinks you're her bf, you wanna let her downthat shit is going to be fucking hilarious pls can i watchI didn't fuck her, thank god.ohwell i guess she's still a virgin then, breaking hymen =/= losing virginitybut holy fuck manwhat're you gonna do next? break up with her over the phone
Oh wait that's what the hymen is
Quote from: gatsby on October 22, 2015, 04:11:47 PMQuote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 04:08:02 PMQuote from: gatsby on October 22, 2015, 04:07:25 PMShe's the clingy type, you took her virginity, she thinks you're her bf, you wanna let her downthat shit is going to be fucking hilarious pls can i watchI didn't fuck her, thank god.ohwell i guess she's still a virgin then, breaking hymen =/= losing virginitybut holy fuck manwhat're you gonna do next? break up with her over the phoneProbably by text
Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 04:07:15 PMIf I had to choose between finally losing my virginity, or even finding the love of my life OR seeing The Force Awakens, I'd choose...YouTubeI hope it's shit and you hate it
Quote from: Luciana on October 22, 2015, 04:12:46 PMQuote from: SoporificSlash on October 22, 2015, 03:58:41 PMOh wait that's what the hymen isI worry about the education of some of you boys.See this is why sex ed is a good thing
Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 22, 2015, 03:58:41 PMOh wait that's what the hymen isI worry about the education of some of you boys.
I also want as much time as possible to play Halo 5 for the foreseeable future
Whoa man I thought a hymen was like a vaginal bone or something. My school didn't offer sex ed or anatomy. Such is life going to a rural school in the south
I feel like an asshole
